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Santa's Knee

Climbing onto Santa's knee didn’t fill me with Christmas glee for his suit was wet and it wasn't just sweat ‘cause it smelt a lot like pee. (Limerick) 12/18/2022 A Funny Santa Limerick Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin howmanysyllables rhymezone
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Kendrick Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 12:47 PM
Good one. Congratulations on this winner. Way to go. Thanks for sharing and for letting me know I placed in your contest. I appreciate the honor. Sara
Pinet Avatar
December 30, 2022 at 3:00 PM
Thanks, Sara, I appreciate your comments, my friend, Emile.
Miller Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 11:57 PM
funny, true, and a fine limerick
Pinet Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 7:12 AM
Thanks, Terry, I appreciate your comments, it's all in fun my friend, Emile.
Roper Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 7:26 PM
Congratulations on your win, Emile, cute one. Many blessings and I wish you a Merry Christmas & a Happy New Year
Pinet Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 7:11 AM
Thanks, Eve, I appreciate your comments, my friend, Emile.
Fowler Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 5:47 PM
Oh my goodness Emile. This is so cute, and likely a true hazard for the mall Santa's! Congratulations on your win! :)
Pinet Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 7:11 AM
Thanks, Linda, I appreciate your comments, my friend, Emile.
Kitchin Avatar
December 23, 2022 at 4:07 PM
Emile, a funny one, congratulations on your winning placement!
Pinet Avatar
December 24, 2022 at 7:10 AM
Thanks, Tania, I appreciate it, my friend, Emile.
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 2:58 PM
Hello Emile, Yes tht could very happen. Santa needs a break have coffee and a snake and bathroom break. Merry Christmas. /Your poet friend, /Darlene
De Beaulieu Avatar
December 20, 2022 at 4:35 AM
Hello Emile, This photo at the top is priceless, it made me smile. Enjoy your day my friend.
Pinet Avatar
December 19, 2022 at 3:14 PM
Thanks, Darlene, I appreciate your comments, my friend, Emile.
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