Child Hilarious Poems
These Child Hilarious poems are examples of Hilarious poems about Child. These are the best examples of Hilarious Child poems written by international poets.
How Many In The Four Tops?I may be gormless
And it may be true
But just how many were there In the band?
I forgot
So I'm asking you?
Their beautiful music is a gift...
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hilarious, appreciation, celebration, celebrity, class,
A Bad Poem About ChristmasXmas is here tonight
At midnight, what a night!
Let's write a bad poem about Christmas
Before the Midnight Mass
As we offer our best wishes to all on...
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hilarious, birth, celebration, child, christian,
Is There Such a Thing As Too Many Crumpets Just a Bit of Fun1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more
Soon the...
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hilarious, child, children, fun, funny,
My Hilarious Role ModelI met a stranger.
When I was born to this world
She thought me various things
And kept me clean and happy
As ever she could.
But I never knew...
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hilarious, baby, blessing, care, family,
My Confession One UpdatedWhen I was a child I spoke as a Child!
As a StoryTeller things changed, and I still speak as a child
A...
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hilarious, appreciation, art, business, care,
The Village of TrillJack and Jill went up the hill
This was never in dispute
It was how Jack fell down
With severe lacerations to his crown
That the jury had to...
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Categories:
giggle, hilarious, humor, nursery
Dialogue"Great Sculptor!
In your presence I am,
With my forehead
Touching the ground.
I am here
With entreaties
You alone can bear."
"Pour them at my feet.
But do not forget
It's ripe corns...
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deep, hilarious, humorous, symbolism,
Condescending- AsinineSomething truths, them there unfunny lies
Intrusive, non-sincere apologize;
Condescending rhythm broken unfunny feelings:
Asinine;
This clowns heart extremely stupid and foolish
Piper foolish prankster a cut-throat
Joker kidding around and...
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hilarious, allusion, analogy, character, funny,
Twice Told Toilet Tale a Cheeky Execrable Gross FableTwice told toilet tale – a cheeky execrable gross fable
which poetic product best be affixed
with hashtag STINKY label.
As a young whippersnapper
and one precocious lad...
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Categories:
hilarious, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Ah, Those Stunning Medical ResidentsOh, Medical Residents
Perhaps, nowjust, perhaps, it was worth it to break my knee and thigh?
As those groovy young Med students, made me so heavily...
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Categories:
crush, hilarious,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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hilarious, 12th grade, character, hope,
MotherhoodI smiled when the cow had a calf
She was so alive with pleasure
Pregnant for a year and a half
She had the babe at her leisure
For...
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Categories:
farm, fun, happiness, hilarious,
How Unappealing the Missus Went BananasHow unappealing... the missus went bananas
courtesy hurling mandarin oranges.
Yes quite juvenile
unladylike childlike behaviour,
mine wife oft times doth display,
I do not deplore
yours truly reckons
tis futile effort...
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Categories:
hilarious, 1st grade, adventure, child,
Bestest LafterhahaThoughhhh
speelingly errorful
ahnd synhtactically grievfuos
mye fhunny poetich myus
gigggglesss widh heartyiest ghlee…
Heer yee thenh
mye seencere komendhation
Aplouding mye dearh kid’z pleazant
dailhy...
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hilarious, blessing, cheer up, child,
Did Sally Slap BillyI listen to the screaming, squabbling, slapping and the slamming
I am perched on the edge of their couch as a non-honored guest,
Refusing to buy into...
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child, hilarious,