Heifer Poems - Poems about Heifer

..."Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. Children learn as they help you imagine" ~~ Hans Christian Andersen ~~ I sat by the pond not a rip......Read the rest...

...Before Mr. Peanut an advertising team created Elsie the Cow At the Borden Milk Company, Elsie, a Jersey heifer, was a wow. she was introduced with three friends- Blossom, Bessie and Claire. Four y......Read the rest...

...(Mimic the song..."If I Only Had A Brain" by the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz) I could be so independent So lavish and resplendent Just a player in the game I would wield mighty powers......Read the rest...

...When Attis, in guise of maiden fair, did sing Unto her comrades, lo, the thiasus stirred! A cacophony of voices quivering, The delicate tambourine, it did swell With resonance, and hollow cymba......Read the rest...

...the dance around the heifer To think I'm five years older than US president Joe Biden, I think he is senile, but he is also corrupt like so many senators are The Jews who lived in America kne......Read the rest...

... Compost, Anyone Miracle Man September 17, 2023 Most of what comes from congress is nonsense, so their approval poll numbers they don’t dispense. They couldn’t agree on the winds di......Read the rest...

...He grew one of them bushy mustaches like Sam Elliot wears under his nose Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes Alligator skin boots and silver spur......Read the rest...

...A poem based on the Greek pantheon: Zeus The Philanderer Zeus the philanderer, lust divine, Maidens fair he did entwine, By guileful means he won their trust, Bastard offspring born fro......Read the rest...

...Best of friends Are me and ewe, Ain't no ends... For us two... Spent all the day One day a year, Running away From our shear Not with our kin And not in the barn, Not soon to be in ......Read the rest...

...Up in the front They fight and gather Yip yapping 'Bout the chickens dirty feathers If you come round back You can see the behind But even if facts were presented They would never find ........Read the rest...

...can’t convince the heifer to become a cow to deliver milk and how to give birth somehow to decipher the language of love to see God in all things below and above without a ring, without a bea......Read the rest...

...The cow is gaining on you! My aunt Martha said. As a dolphin, I was embarrassed. My face got all red. Bovine is winning! My grandma yelled a warning. I pushed myself forward with dolphin super zin......Read the rest...

...Santa vaca, holy cow In udder disbelief This thread has reached a tipping point No really, what's your beef? The cattle never get your tongue The butcher might get theirs But grab a bull not by......Read the rest...

...And he said unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.Judges 14:18b They plowed with the heifer, A stranger of a day,...Read the rest...

...The oldest man I’ve ever known was Harvey Lee Kaneeble. And at the age of one-o-six…(in nineteen forty-five)… Some of those who really got around had speculated - Harvey might have actually been ......Read the rest...