Heifer Poems - Poems about Heifer

...Today if the LORD is asking you the self same questions that he both asked the prophet Isaiah 6:8. the others Old Testament people, and lastly yours truly. What shall become your own responses to h......Read the rest...

...Then I heard the voice of the LORD saying,"Whom shall I send? Who will go for us?" And I said," Her I am. Send me!" He said,"Go and tell this people:"'Be ever hearing, but never understanding; ......Read the rest...

...two cows come down a hill; they’ve come down before; and again they shall… unless Noah finds them wandering off takes them under his wing of two by two; enjoys the milk of she & the horny gla......Read the rest...

..."Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. Children learn as they help you imagine" ~~ Hans Christian Andersen ~~ I sat by the pond not a rip......Read the rest...

...Before Mr. Peanut an advertising team created Elsie the Cow At the Borden Milk Company, Elsie, a Jersey heifer, was a wow. she was introduced with three friends- Blossom, Bessie and Claire. Four y......Read the rest...

...(Mimic the song..."If I Only Had A Brain" by the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz) I could be so independent So lavish and resplendent Just a player in the game I would wield mighty powers......Read the rest...

...When Attis, in guise of maiden fair, did sing Unto her comrades, lo, the thiasus stirred! A cacophony of voices quivering, The delicate tambourine, it did swell With resonance, and hollow cymba......Read the rest...

...the dance around the heifer To think I'm five years older than US president Joe Biden, I think he is senile, but he is also corrupt like so many senators are The Jews who lived in America kne......Read the rest...

... Compost, Anyone Miracle Man September 17, 2023 Most of what comes from congress is nonsense, so their approval poll numbers they don’t dispense. They couldn’t agree on the winds di......Read the rest...

...He grew one of them bushy mustaches like Sam Elliot wears under his nose Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes Alligator skin boots and silver spur......Read the rest...

...A poem based on the Greek pantheon: Zeus The Philanderer Zeus the philanderer, lust divine, Maidens fair he did entwine, By guileful means he won their trust, Bastard offspring born fro......Read the rest...

...Best of friends Are me and ewe, Ain't no ends... For us two... Spent all the day One day a year, Running away From our shear Not with our kin And not in the barn, Not soon to be in ......Read the rest...

...Up in the front They fight and gather Yip yapping 'Bout the chickens dirty feathers If you come round back You can see the behind But even if facts were presented They would never find ........Read the rest...

...can’t convince the heifer to become a cow to deliver milk and how to give birth somehow to decipher the language of love to see God in all things below and above without a ring, without a bea......Read the rest...

...The cow is gaining on you! My aunt Martha said. As a dolphin, I was embarrassed. My face got all red. Bovine is winning! My grandma yelled a warning. I pushed myself forward with dolphin super zin......Read the rest...