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Heifer Poems - Poems about Heifer

Heifer Poems - Examples of all types of poems about heifer to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for heifer.
Premium Member I want the milk with Elsies Face
...Before Mr. Peanut an advertising team created Elsie the Cow At the Borden Milk Company, Elsie, a Jersey heifer, was a wow. she was introduced with three friends- Blossom, Bessie and Claire. Four y......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, food,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I'm Not in Kansas Anymore
...(Mimic the song..."If I Only Had A Brain" by the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz) I could be so independent So lavish and resplendent Just a player in the game I would wield mighty powers......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, angst, loss, memory,
Form: Lyric
A POEM SIX THOUSAND YEARS OLD
...When Attis, in guise of maiden fair, did sing Unto her comrades, lo, the thiasus stirred! A cacophony of voices quivering, The delicate tambourine, it did swell With resonance, and hollow cymba......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, poetry,
Form: Free verse
a dance around the heifer
...the dance around the heifer To think I'm five years older than US president Joe Biden, I think he is senile, but he is also corrupt like so many senators are The Jews who lived in America kne......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, anger, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Compost, Anyone
... Compost, Anyone Miracle Man September 17, 2023 Most of what comes from congress is nonsense, so their approval poll numbers they don’t dispense. They couldn’t agree on the winds di......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, corruption, how i feel,
Form: Couplet



Learning To Cowboy
...He grew one of them bushy mustaches like Sam Elliot wears under his nose Bought him some fancy duds from Cabela's sure looked spiffy in his Buckaroo clothes Alligator skin boots and silver spur......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Zeus the Philanderer
...A poem based on the Greek pantheon: Zeus The Philanderer Zeus the philanderer, lust divine, Maidens fair he did entwine, By guileful means he won their trust, Bastard offspring born fro......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, literature, love, lust, mythology,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Me and Ewe
...Best of friends Are me and ewe, Ain't no ends... For us two... Spent all the day One day a year, Running away From our shear Not with our kin And not in the barn, Not soon to be in ......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, animal, farm, friend, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Heifer In the Back Forty
...Up in the front They fight and gather Yip yapping 'Bout the chickens dirty feathers If you come round back You can see the behind But even if facts were presented They would never find ........Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, words,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Language of Love
...can’t convince the heifer to become a cow to deliver milk and how to give birth somehow to decipher the language of love to see God in all things below and above without a ring, without a bea......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, baby,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Cow Is Gaining On You
...The cow is gaining on you! My aunt Martha said. As a dolphin, I was embarrassed. My face got all red. Bovine is winning! My grandma yelled a warning. I pushed myself forward with dolphin super zin......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Santa Vaca
...Santa vaca, holy cow In udder disbelief This thread has reached a tipping point No really, what's your beef? The cattle never get your tongue The butcher might get theirs But grab a bull not by......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Enemy On My Bed
...And he said unto them, If ye had not plowed with my heifer, ye had not found out my riddle.Judges 14:18b They plowed with the heifer, A stranger of a day,...Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, allegory, allusion, betrayal, black
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Harvey Lee Kaneeble - Both Audio and Text
...The oldest man I’ve ever known was Harvey Lee Kaneeble. And at the age of one-o-six…(in nineteen forty-five)… Some of those who really got around had speculated - Harvey might have actually been ......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, faith, prayer,
Form: Verse
Premium Member She Must Have Been a Feminist - Text Version
...This is what I'd call your genuine chauvinist - Not since I was ten years old, as far as I remember, has any woman turned my head ‘cause most the ones I’d meet Were down right hard to look ......Read the rest...
Categories: heifer, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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