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Captain America's Accidental Assault
... Cap'n Rogers, a star-spangled gent, Whose shield off a baddie was sent. With a "Heavens to Betsy!" He'd flatten your jetski, Then apologize, "Sorry, I meant..." ©bfa031925 ......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, character, film, fun, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win
...Strong suspicion a 2024 presidential win... for the trumpeting don spells loss for democracy after inauguration day witnesses his swearing-in nepotism will run rampant lawlessness the name of......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, america, angst, anxiety, business,
Form: Rhyme



Come post presidential election 2024
...Come post presidential election 2024... heil to the Wharton chief firebrand - more worrisome than an ovarian cyst every race, religion, nationality, gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dis......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Spring Equinox Arrives March 20th, 2023 At 5:24 Pm
...Spring equinox arrives March 20th, 2023 at 5:24 PM Despite what outside temperature registers (even absolute zero), the official arrival of spring occurs, when thee eel hip tic of coe phish hun......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, 12th grade, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Slip Me Five
...this tank goes faster than twenty, heavens to murgatroyd! A real drag when we finally got there, I got a spanking; Dad was super annoyed flip top - a car with a convertible top* Murgatroyd-A humorous alteration of the idiom "heavens to Betsy" (Poetry left out the letter B on the first line)......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, family,
Form: Quatrain



Sedentary
...Surely God is good, Surely to Israel, Surely God is good to Israel, Surely God to pure hearts, (please don’t call me Surely) Soitenly God-Blessed are the dear-heart folks? Who shall have att......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, corruption, god, grief,
Form: Free verse
Time and Tide Wait For No Man
...Or Woman, Or Child, Or... The following elucidated conjecture actually can (reed best) be taken with a grain of salt, and no re ban nah nah split 'ope ya 'ere me cloud and lea......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, 11th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
True Tell Tale Signs of Spring
...despite what outside temperature register (even absolute zero), the unofficial arrival of summer occurs, when thee eel hip tic, barren, ass hymn tote, ova hottie, foxy, Earthly, scantily cl......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Elegy
Google Doodle Doo
...while soaring the heavenly heights many hours ago every major metropolis appeared about a million miles below the rarefied atmosphere ideal composition beckoned angels, wh......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
We Must Act Before Axe Falls - Part 2
...DUCK AFTER DUMP PING THE DON air ring ma thoughts - no matter aye ham juiced one twenty first century mwm ape serves as genuine s cape to fly (during pitch black hours of night) and escape burn......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, abuse, america, anger, anti
Form: Dramatic Verse
Springtime In December
...oh my gosh heavens to betsy and all it is springtime in december come one, come all i immediately make plans to head to the beach i never thought such a great feeling would be this close in reac......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, december, spring, weather,
Form: Rhyme
Rattling Others Cages
...?http://www.poetrysoup.com/poets/top_100_poets_most_poems_all_time.aspx Rattling Others Cages Suppose what you said, I were to renounce Would on my person you start to pounce And again anothe......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, encouraging, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Seem So Sickening
...Seem So Sickening Suppose you were a flower who electrified and enchanted Exactly where would you want to sometime soon be planted And what I discovered after having almost dying trying Fragra......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, crazy,
Form: Couplet
Memorial For Her Editorial
...They may be making a memorial For when she writes an editorial Which happens to be way out far Making her become a rising star. Her writing is just like an infection That seems to spread in every di......

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Categories: heavens to betsy, humor, , memorial,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member . Passing By .
...I've seen her there, most every day, rocking on the old front porch She lives alone, I've often heard....she must get lonely on her perch She watches the world passing her by...seeing her there,.........

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Categories: heavens to betsy, introspection, life, peopleme, me,
Form: Narrative

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