Memorial For Her Editorial

They may be making a memorial For when she writes an editorial Which happens to be way out far Making her become a rising star. Her writing is just like an infection That seems to spread in every direction; She has hired a new news reporter Who was caught on a Star Trek transporter. Heavens to Betsy as well as God forbid Transporter went backwards; now she's a kid Who later worked way up newspaper ranks; Closest competitors were some old cranks. Why with her pleasant, perfect personality She is inhibited with Southern hospitality; Wouldn't you know it between you and me First three month's subscription is for free. So since she recently become a Saint Picture of her they decided to paint Which will be hung up by them on a wall And is so big it takes up a whole hall.