Groaner Poems - Poems about Groaner

... Balmore Eruv Verve! Once there was a Rabbi Yonah, Whose Shabbos Eruv made you wonder, Does Yonah’s art belong in the Louvre? Does our gratitude behoove yah? This Detroit Tiger slams ......

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... I had financially fallen on very difficult times, and had to sell many of my valued treasures, including twenty rolls of uncirculated dimes. To get the best bids, I'd taken great measures. Mo......

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...The funnies are stealing back into my soul They've never really strayed very far Both love and laughter make a great pair It's the place I latch on to my star Laughing they say is good ......

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...I have become a moaner, Huffing, puffing, growling, groaner I find it hard to bend and stretch My dog is too old to 'Go fetch' 'You fetch yourself.' my old pooch said. As he snuggled up in his d......

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...The funnies are stealing back into my soul They've never really strayed very far Both love and laughter make a great pair It's the place I latch on to my star Laughing they say is good ......

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...My 20-year-old-son told me he had chosen a new 'Study Abroad' program for next semester He left me wondering ~ What was wrong with the broad he'd been studying this past semester? ......

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...Was going to look for my missing watch But just couldn't find the time Simply no telling where my mind is going This very strange mind of mine Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends I ......

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...The little old woman who lived in a shoe Wasn't the SOLE owner Apparently there were strings attached Wow that was a real groaner I have never been a big fan of archery Too many DRAWBA......

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...The funnies are stealing back into my soul They've never really strayed very far Both love and laughter make a great pair It's the place I latch on to my star Laughing they say is good ......

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...I have become a groaner Misery and a moaner, My body is becoming frail My eyes are fading my face is pale. My legs are wobbly, I wear a brace, Behind these wrinkles, I have a face Not one that ......

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...an economic an'a-list of things recorded that t-rump-issed on the economic wall-street ....to play the orchestrated dis-chord movements in 'bank-erupts foreclosure' symphonic music creations..........

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...Laughter's healthy, contagious, and brightens your day. It's pun that's a groaner or joke that's risque. It's a belly laugh, horse laugh, or laugh like a loon At a comic strip. slapstick or clo......

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...I twice shortchanged Warren one of the two “t”s in Buffett. I found Ogden Nash did a fine job with double letters in "The Lama". That inspired me to write, in apology for slighting Mr. Buffett: T......

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...I squeeze in on the horse’s side, spurring the mustang to a trot, he makes his way on this trail ride, up a hill to a sunny spot. Three others are along with me, two strangers and guide, the o......

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...the staff here at lim’rik flats has noticed a shortage of laughs poetry soupers need some whoopers Please double your sillies by halfs And just so you will not get bored the staff here will g......

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