Long Groaner Poems
Long Groaner Poems. Below are the most popular long Groaner by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Groaner poems by poem length and keyword.
An Auction of Global Size
I had financially fallen on very difficult times,
and had to sell many of my valued treasures,
including twenty rolls of uncirculated dimes.
To get the best bids, I'd taken great measures.
Most valuable was a glass sculpture of...
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Categories:
groaner, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Trail Ride
I squeeze in on the horse’s side,
spurring the mustang to a trot,
he makes his way on this trail ride,
up a hill to a sunny spot.
Three others are along with me,
two strangers and guide, the owner,
there...
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Categories:
groaner, day, farm, freedom, horse, journey, mountains, nature,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
The Punny Side of Life
Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine
Here's an ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good...
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Categories:
groaner, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
The Punny Side of Life
Was going to look for my missing watch
But just couldn't find the time
Simply no telling where my mind is going
This very strange mind of mine
Here's the ultimate groaner, my friends
I used to be a good...
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Categories:
groaner, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
The Jester Jack Hour
Hey everyone... do you know what time it is!!!
It's time for The Jester Jack Comedy Hour
Brought to you by "Hair Today... Gone Tomorrow!"
The makers of fine electric shavers
Now I know what you're thinking, I have...
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Categories:
groaner, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Look On the Bright Side
I have become a moaner,
Huffing, puffing, growling, groaner
I find it hard to bend and stretch
My dog is too old to 'Go fetch'
'You fetch yourself.' my old pooch said.
As he snuggled up in his doggy bed.
I...
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Categories:
groaner, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Laughter
The funnies are stealing back into my soul
They've never really strayed very far
Both love and laughter make a great pair
It's the place I latch on to my star
Laughing they say is good for your ticker
Got...
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Categories:
groaner, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Laughter
The funnies are stealing back into my soul
They've never really strayed very far
Both love and laughter make a great pair
It's the place I latch on to my star
Laughing they say is good for your ticker
Got...
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Categories:
groaner, innocence, life,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Laughter
The funnies are stealing back into my soul
They've never really strayed very far
Both love and laughter make a great pair
It's the place I latch on to my star
Laughing they say is good for your ticker
Got...
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Categories:
groaner, love,
Form:
Rhyme
Love and Laughter
The funnies are stealing back into my soul
They've never really strayed very far
Both love and laughter make a great pair
It's the place I latch on to my star
Laughing they say is good for your ticker
Got...
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Categories:
groaner, fun, life, love,
Form:
Quatrain
Very Punny, Very Punny
The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the sole owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner
I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many drawbacks, for me
Rookie pirates make...
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Categories:
groaner, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Laughter
Laughter's healthy, contagious, and brightens your day.
It's pun that's a groaner or joke that's risque.
It's a belly laugh, horse laugh, or laugh like a loon
At a comic strip. slapstick or clown or cartoon.
Laughter's chuckles and...
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Categories:
groaner, fun, giggle, happiness, humor, smile,
Form:
Quatrain
Very Punny
The little old woman who lived in a shoe
Wasn't the SOLE owner
Apparently there were strings attached
Wow that was a real groaner
I have never been a big fan of archery
Too many DRAWBACKS, for me
Rookie pirates make...
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Categories:
groaner, happy,
Form:
Rhyme
Lim'Rik Flats Giggle-Of-The-Day Award
the staff here at lim’rik flats
has noticed a shortage of laughs
poetry soupers
need some whoopers
Please double your sillies by halfs
And just so you will not get bored
the staff here will give an award
“giggle-of-the-day”
is easy to...
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Categories:
groaner, fun, games, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The Buffett
I twice shortchanged Warren one of the two “t”s in Buffett. I found Ogden Nash did a fine job with double letters in "The Lama".
That inspired me to write, in apology for slighting Mr. Buffett:
The...
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Categories:
groaner, analogy, humor, word play,
Form:
Burlesque
Happy Days
I have become a groaner
Misery and a moaner,
My body is becoming frail
My eyes are fading my face is pale.
My legs are wobbly, I wear a brace,
Behind these wrinkles, I have a face
Not one that would...
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Categories:
groaner, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme