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Funny Green Poems

These Funny Green poems are examples of Green poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Green Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Highway
He is patient he is kind
Has a red temper 
But he is mine
Or is he as my mind
Unwinds sipping thoughts
Dripping whine
Why can’t he be Mr...

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Categories: green, feelings, funny love,



Premium Member Green Machine
In this world 
We all put a price on our honey 
We rent our labor, what’s between our legs and under our nose 
We all...

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Categories: green, america, business, humanity, money,

Premium Member A Parakeet Green
A parakeet green that I named Eugene
and early in the mornings he will stir
chirping and flapping his wings in a blur.
It is quite a wild...

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Categories: green, bird, funny, happy,

First Date With Leona Green
We'd so much in common, that was clear from the start,
A match made in heaven, like a chessboard and a dart.
Just that we seem to...

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Categories: green, feelings, funny, funny love,

Premium Member Surprise
fine new fernery
two forgotten dahlias
innocently bud...

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Categories: flower, funny, garden, green,



Premium Member Song For St Patrick 2022
“Song for St Patrick 2022”

Find me a four-leaf clover she said
Find me a four-leaf clover

If you do 

You’ll get Lucky she said
You’ll get Lucky 

I’ll...

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Categories: green, celebration, funny, humor,

The Green Leaf
Dancing on the branches 
of lemon orange and whatsoever;
 depicting the glory of a grown up tree;
 some pale yellow some light green 
and some...

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Categories: green, creation, dance, fairy, feelings,

Premium Member Under My Feet
Some stand tall and straight
Others bend in the breeze
All wearing their coats of green.
Still they seem to beg me to stomp all over them !...

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Categories: funny, green, nature,

Premium Member More Saint Paddy's Day Food
If St. Paddy’s Day food be green
then spinach and kale’s the right thing
	forget the red meat
	vegetables eat
and see what the morrow will bring...

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Categories: food, fun, funny, green,

Dancing In Green
Let’s dress up in green! It’s a cinch!
You don’t have to cover each inch.
We’ll dance on green hillocks
among all the shamrocks!
Come on or I’m going...

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Categories: green, funny, humor, ireland,

Premium Member He Turned Green
There was an old man in Belfast
Wearing shamrocks marched to the past
On St. Patrick’s day
Feasted by the bay
Seeing snakes slither turned green fast. 

February 24,...

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Categories: green, celebration, funny, humorous,

St Patty S Day Trick
St. Patty's Day Trick

I ran to find the hidden gold -
The legend of the rainy bow. 
I thought I’d be rich,
But the whole thing’s a...

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Categories: adventure, funny, green, holiday,

Premium Member Colorful Life
Color the days color them bright
Color the stage that we play life
Color them vivid as starry night sky
Color them brown, red, green eyes

Stop for a...

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Categories: green, beach, beautiful, beauty, black

Premium Member Another Fine Mess
The colors were all tangled and wrapped with black tape.
They were bent and shoved in an unforgiving shape.

What was I to think or how to...

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Categories: blue, funny, green, humor,

Premium Member Time Travelers Wait For the Green Light
time travel’n peace —
ought we find rather death,
war — tread on me.

funny the face, the companionship
of outer space, the innocence
of the sun and sky.

she still...

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Categories: green, world,


Book: Shattered Sighs