Goop Poems - Poems about Goop

...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust Warning: The following material no worse than getting cooties. I remember them way back in grade school, whereat everyone ran away f......

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...if i read you my poem silently will you hear all the dumb dumb in between the spaces where the divine touchés amusing you, telling you to share what you saw in the dark believe me......

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...(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann) MOON ON A SPOON If I could I would fetch you the moon on a spoon Oh ? Really ! you ballyhoo coon you make me swoon If I could I would fetch you t......

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...Poor Hello Kitty Rests on a stoop Her eyes droop Bird poop Now goop In her hair People, beware Of birds in the air!......

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...EGBERT THE ADORABLE OCTOPUS & OTHER NONSENSE VERSE Egbert the Octopus is so damn cute & smarter than u (the point is moot) 'cause he doesn't pollute when he commutes, only, perhaps, when......

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...Animal Poems 3 These poems about animals include man's best friend, dogs, as well as cats, hamsters, whales, sea lions, caterpillars, butterflies, and even snails! Hell-Bound Hounds by Mi......

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...Inside. We feel a collide. Like a flying dinosaur. Like our core that pours. Inside. We feel something like pride. We do not feel as if we are in a prison. More like- a window that me......

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... The crowd shouted it was unmentionable, he was on their side; Their actions said it was okay from jump, he wasn’t one of their people. Mix red to blue then go in reverse, either way it alwa......

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... Petal-pushers and hula hoops ‘Greasy Kid Stuff’ – smear on the goop Baseball card gum that tastes like rubber That amazing stuff called ‘flubber’ Dino the Dinosaur and th......

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...If they make you transform into a puddle of goop at their feet, then you know you’re in trouble and you should run before it gets too deep If they convey that the words in the love songs that they h......

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...Avocado babies everywhere, None have any hair! Floating about in the road, Occasionally falling on a toad! Having ice cream, a-la-mode, Six scoops instead of one, One is just no fun......

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...Scrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust My humblest apology if the following account doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine found further ostracization of me tant......

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...have heard latest scoop do join poetry group then should have some soup (take ride on a sloop) (stand under a stoop) (around start to troop) (be thrown for a loop) (clean poop from a coop) (c......

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...There was an ample container of orange carrot soup. Filled to the brim, overflowing onto a warm floor. It is tasty and delicious, with consistency of goop. Said the excited Rabbit, who could live ......

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...Two protesters, breaking some laws To convince folks to notice their cause, Threw two cans of red soup And stood by as the goop Trickled down a Van Gogh without pause. It was “Sunflowers,” an......

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