Short Goop Poems

sick of spit and regurgitated goop ~ best to avoid bird’s nest soup 


By
David Kavanagh...

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Poor Hello Kitty
Rests on a stoop
Her eyes droop
Bird poop
Now goop
In her hair
People, beware
Of birds in the air!...

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There was an ample container of orange carrot soup.
Filled to the brim, overflowing onto a warm floor.
It is tasty and delicious, with consistency of goop.
Said the excited Rabbit, who could live here forevermore....

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no bacon
gut achin’

ice cream
left scene

faux “no thankies”
hide my crankies

supplement
doesn’t dent

appetite
up all night

low-cal goop
messy poop

fart unseen
gas ‘o lean

loss goal
takes toll...

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poetry soup 
gobbley goop
its said that no man
can stand alone
but here I'm standing
with my back to you
and I fall back
into the arms of my fans
and thank you
for allowing me to feel
that its not for nothing
that my poetry is real...

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I’m happy as a pig in poop
cavorting through the soup
this lovely day
some internet play
I’ve been lacking due to goop

*it’s been rumored the recent poor internet service was caused by moisture getting to the fiber optic lines.  Sounds a bit goopy to me;-)...

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have heard latest scoop
do join poetry group
then should have some soup
(take ride on a sloop)
(stand under a stoop)
(around start to troop)
(be thrown for a loop)
(clean poop from a coop)
(clean up all the goop)
(then jump through a hoop)
(then eat cantaloupe)...

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Clyde found a fly floundering in his soup

   This discovery threw him for a loop

      He summoned the maitre d'

         And that pompous ass, said he

           "Don't worry! He'll die if he eats that goop!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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I am celebrating this Christmas
A new family ive come to know
They are a blessing from God above,
That found me here below.
I am humbled by their kindness
They accept me as i am
They never treat me unfairly
And bestow kind words when they can
They read the words ive written 
Pulled from my mental goop
So i wish you Merry Christmas
My family on Poetry Soup....

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   Petal-pushers and hula hoops
     ‘Greasy Kid Stuff’ – smear on the goop
   Baseball card gum that tastes like rubber
     That amazing stuff called ‘flubber’  

   Dino the Dinosaur and the Texaco Man
     Mumblety-peg and Kick the Can
   Sky King and Wyatt Earp
     Slowpokes you loved to slurp 
  
   All that’s gone now, replaced by video games
     ~ They all seem the same
...

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A drug that can’t be detected
A substance legally protected
  You know I play for the love of the game
  I’d play for free if they didn’t pay me

An insert in my shoes to look taller
A substitute ball a mite smaller 
  You know I play for the love of the game 
  I’d play for free if they didn’t pay me

The slightest edge, any advantage
Some chemical goop under a bandage
  You know I play for the love of the game
  I’d play for free if they didn’t pay me...

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Avocado babies everywhere,
  None have any hair!
  Floating about in the road,
  Occasionally falling on a toad!
  Having ice cream, a-la-mode,
  Six scoops instead of one,
  One is just no fun!
  Putting green goop in my hair,
  Avocado babies everywhere!
  Going to the fair,
  Rolling down an aisle,
  Wrapping up in cotton candy,
  Oh, wouldn't that be dandy!
  Sliced in half,
  Eaten raw,
  Mustn't forget the BLT,
  Have to make a run,
  Ate those avocado babies everyone!...

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