Goofs Poems - Poems about Goofs

...do we want to know what’s behind it - it the show, the drama, the comedy, the crown? roll the tape, blind us to the truth of the goofs snapping turtles, caramel the lines deceased irreverence r......

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...In a whimsical world of witty wonder, Where laughter lingers, lost not in thunder, There danced a dandy with a dapper flair, Sporting red shoes, a vivid vision, rare. He pranced in patterns,......

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...Written: October 4th 2023 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An untapped jewel in a secluded nook. A home down with treasures to brook It is a phony ossuary, hence the ......

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...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......

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...Beware of politicians whose active manifesto Is always to speak ill of other candidates and opposition parties. They are the real problems! Beware of political goons and rumour-mongers, spin......

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...Crazy God A God was cross with Babylon That they would build a monolith To reach him at a distance date Who are they to compete with me He had said so angrily So he threw confusion to the win......

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...Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes . Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too ! But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thru......

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...I hail from the green land Really green for sumptuous serenades But too many grey lepers lay on the succulent carpet And the milk of my land mills through rotten breasts The windfall of power bri......

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...OOPS!!!! When the man in charge stumbles and falls Stops all the laughter and happiness stalls He fumbles and falters as each decision he goofs’ But declare that his weakness is only an OOPS!......

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...When my hair is bristly wire and my back folded into knots My hands arched and swollen And my skin pigment is lost Will you be mine? (As long as you promise not to laugh at me) When your kne......

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...Forget your forgetfulness Forget your faults Forget your bewilderments Forget your misgivings Forget your follies Forget your missteps Forget your miscalculations Forget your errors Forget your fooli......

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...Away with weeping Away with goofs Away with drags Away with fret Away with former self Away with former ways Away with former sins Away with former works Away with former deeds Way gone Love Lord......

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... I’m leader of a Bluegrass Band A tough critic watches each show She’s always out there listening Hears goofs that others never know No reviews in the Newspaper But after the show, w......

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...What pharmaceutical hypocrisy Blurred doctor patient relations Continuous with dealor-junkie satiation Arent't we living to eat? The safety regulators will come down harsh Trickling down their axio......

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...Tradition in old English proves The plural for roof was once rooves Back then grooves in courses From heavy hooved horses Formed goofs in the turf known as gooves Author's note: We keep a d......

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