Goofs Poems - Poems about Goofs

...Written: October 4th 2023 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An untapped jewel in a secluded nook. A home down with treasures to brook It is a phony ossuary, hence the ......Read the rest...

...The musical was near ready to start When someone let off a rip roaring fart The smell was horrific All had a sniff of it ‘Twas a bummer of an ass drummer’s fine art. The show opened w......Read the rest...

...Beware of politicians whose active manifesto Is always to speak ill of other candidates and opposition parties. They are the real problems! Beware of political goons and rumour-mongers, spin......Read the rest...

...Crazy God A God was cross with Babylon That they would build a monolith To reach him at a distance date Who are they to compete with me He had said so angrily So he threw confusion to the win......Read the rest...

...Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes . Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too ! But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thru......Read the rest...

...I hail from the green land Really green for sumptuous serenades But too many grey lepers lay on the succulent carpet And the milk of my land mills through rotten breasts The windfall of power bri......Read the rest...

...OOPS!!!! When the man in charge stumbles and falls Stops all the laughter and happiness stalls He fumbles and falters as each decision he goofs’ But declare that his weakness is only an OOPS!......Read the rest...

...When my hair is bristly wire and my back folded into knots My hands arched and swollen And my skin pigment is lost Will you be mine? (As long as you promise not to laugh at me) When your kne......Read the rest...

...Forget your forgetfulness Forget your faults Forget your bewilderments Forget your misgivings Forget your follies Forget your missteps Forget your miscalculations Forget your errors Forget your fooli......Read the rest...

...Away with weeping Away with goofs Away with drags Away with fret Away with former self Away with former ways Away with former sins Away with former works Away with former deeds Way gone Love Lord......Read the rest...

... I’m leader of a Bluegrass Band A tough critic watches each show She’s always out there listening Hears goofs that others never know No reviews in the Newspaper But after the show, w......Read the rest...

...What pharmaceutical hypocrisy Blurred doctor patient relations Continuous with dealor-junkie satiation Arent't we living to eat? The safety regulators will come down harsh Trickling down their axio......Read the rest...

...Tradition in old English proves The plural for roof was once rooves Back then grooves in courses From heavy hooved horses Formed goofs in the turf known as gooves Author's note: We keep a d......Read the rest...

...We entered the last last that one final day "It's our last class with you, Mr. Daniel," one student dared to say. The teacher read us a story, pausing to wipe away tears Then he told us things we'......Read the rest...

...This photograph of me and you gauze red shirt and winter sunned on our way to New York City to traipse the town and eat Chinese is still on my refrigerator door. Twelve years passed, maybe more.......Read the rest...