Humorous Golf Poems

At the country club a sight for sore eyes
Brunch with the bunch and giraffic surprise
Two tall orders, son of a gun
It surely beat the hole-in-one!
Anticipating...

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incompetence
chaos
no tee time...

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As a non-golfing husband I revel at tales
Of sunshine filled days chasing small balls,
Some in the rough others in sand,
All these brave girls fighting nature's...

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At the 150th International Golfers’ Annual Ball,
Headliner was a duffer named Donald Trump
An exceptionally boring time was had by all
As Trump insisted on reviewing his...

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Arnold Palmer was knock-kneed
  when he addressed the ball
President Clinton smoked weed
  yet said he never inhaled at all

Tiger Woods fell in love...

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The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Clyde Rolf
Played golf

First nine
Went fine

Next nine
Not fine

He muffs
In roughs

Sand trap
Oh crap

Tough break
In lake

Bad hook
In brook

Blew putts
Some klutz

Hurled putter
In gutter

O'er par
By far

Disgust
He cussed

Clubhouse
To souse...

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I've just found the love of my life,
I'm taking up golf
And getting rid of the wife.
My troubles have just started
I don't know what to do,
I...

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We used to like Yoda 
we used to like Gandalf
we used to like The Power Rangers 
but now we just like Golf

remember days with Pog...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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A young golfer came down from Finghall
to play a complete round as a single.
     Then at the Friar's Head
  ...

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There was this Scots golfer Sir Percy Hoar

    Who dinged a poor bloke nigh hole number four

     ...

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Alive as half a century passed;
I put my life to the looking glass.
Saturday morning after hitting the links;
I paused for a moment and then I...

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A proud golfer found a hole in his shoe
He wasn't sure what he really should do --
   He chanced upon a sharp nail
...

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"What did you do in the big war, Daddy?"

   (Is often asked by a soldier's laddie.)

      "I'm proud...

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