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Golfing Etiquette

There was this Scots golfer Sir Percy Hoar Who dinged a poor bloke nigh hole number four This made the dude mighty sore And after Percy he tore Forsooth, Sir Percy failed to bellow FORE

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Date: 9/16/2020 5:51:00 PM
G’day Bob … golf is a weird sport. The less you do, the better you’re playing - thanks Bob - Lindsay
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 9/17/2020 7:28:00 AM
Thank you Llndsay. In my case the more I played the worse I got. My wife won a set of golf clubs and I was kinda "forced" into playing. Good on you, Mate. Bob
Date: 9/9/2020 2:41:00 PM
This is really funny, Bob! Guess the golf course can be a dangerous place. (Actually, my sister has seen both gators and crocodiles on golf courses in South Florida -- I would be afraid.) Enjoyed, my friend! Love, Carolyn
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 9/9/2020 4:49:00 PM
Thank you, Carolyn - glad it gave you a laff. Here in Colorado it is bears and elk that are seen on golf courses! Thanks so much for your continued support and encouragement - Hugs - Bob
Date: 9/8/2020 11:48:00 AM
You are so talented, Bob and funny Pangiexx
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 9/8/2020 1:19:00 PM
Thank you, Pangie. I like to compose lims and wish I could come up with more. Belated happy birthday to your very talented grandson. Bob H
Date: 9/6/2020 4:27:00 PM
Sir Percy was certainly blessed with a fine last name there. ~ Jealous, but not Envious. lol. Limericks and Luminescence, Gershon
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Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 9/6/2020 4:58:00 PM
Thank you, Gershon - I wanted to make his first name Percival but that would've over-syallabalized (new name) the lim then you would have reason to be envious - ha! Enjoy the forthcoming Rosh Hoshana season with your family. Bob

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