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Funny God Poems

These Funny God poems are examples of God poems about Funny. These are the best examples of God Funny poems written by international poets.


Happiness is Knowing God
Are you feeling bad sensations 
Having difficulties and temptations?

Then be happy, happy, happy, happy! 

Be happy and then you’re never bored.
Always be happy, you belong...

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Categories: god, 8th grade, anger, cancer,



Heart starting a love beet
The heart starting a love beat
By Reggie
As I think of you, my mind begins to unbind,
and my nerves start to level and calm.
As you come...

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Categories: angel, crush, god, love,

Premium Member I Took Satan's Throne
I strolled into Hell like a VIP/
Satan said, "what's this nonsense I see"/
"Bro, I out evil you", I smirked with glee/
Then he rage-quit chess, forfeiting...

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Categories: god, character, crazy, cute, fun,

Premium Member Scummy Gummy Bears

"How about it daddy,"
show me the way,
how you roll that paper,
you make it slay.

"How about it daddy,"
you smell so funny,
is that the reason,
you look so...

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Categories: god, addiction, character, christian, destiny,

God Has A Crooked Smile
I saw god near a pawnshop today: 

He had a crack pipe and 
a crooked smile. 

When he asked me for 
a quarter, I gave...

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Categories: god, allah, america, angel, crazy,



Premium Member Pumpkins
Pumpkins set up on high
Pretty leaves are dancing
Paints coming in orange
Painting funny faces
Patty loves the fun look
Pies will make big smiles shine
Priceless fun day for...

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Categories: god, dance, food, funny, giggle,

Various Heresies 12
Various Heresies 12

God Had a Plan
by Michael R. Burch

God had a plan
though it was hardly “divine.”
He created a terror: 
Frankenstein.

He blamed death on man:
was that...

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Categories: anger, christian, fear, god,

Premium Member God Is Missing; A Ghost Story
God is missing,                      ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: god, angst, cheer up, crazy,

Premium Member Newspaper clippings
Too little 
too late
God said to me 
in this dream I had about fate

So I asked him 
what did he expect, 
A goody two shoes...

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Categories: confusion, god, life,

God do you want to show me that he wants that everything is normal again?
The prayer to god I did was: 
,,Please make him forgive me god, please, make him think about the positive things, that they will a...

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Categories: god, 8th grade,

Premium Member God of Money
Welcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: god, desire, sin,

Premium Member Glenn Hughes: God of Money
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          Welcome to the land of...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: god, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Premium Member The Journey
He always brought the subject up at the most inappropriate of times, usually when some c**t was trying to kill us.
Are you a believer now?
If...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: death, god, war, women,

Delusional
Delusional

We share the same
Birthday!

Wahoo!!!

But William H. Macy
Is NOT
Willam Defoe.

Thank God.

-Gray Squirrel

03-13-2024...

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Categories: funny, god, imagination, life,

This coming summer
I have visited 
my grandmom
who lives in
saint louis

and maybe
you had that plan too,
in this coming 
summer

and thanks to God 
I made it this spring 
and...

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Categories: god, appreciation, brother, children, family,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things