Geezers Poems - Poems about Geezers

... I'm really much too young to get old Something's drastically out of whack I'm still this handsome, charismatic stud Why's my body giving me flack? A strange bump just formed on my n......

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...With my girlfriend in tip top condition To film sex scenes for late television She got sick in bed So I went instead And was heckled with spiteful derision Well their laughter had made......

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...My marriage; in danger No wife in my bed She slept with two geezers In our cattle shed I did suspect one guy Of making her stray She does what she pleases Much to my dismay The p......

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...idi amin; hitlers sins..stalin pharoah ceaser many geezers Primed with power, poor agendas always a lender' tied together masses heavy levered; watching' the gates and schwab scoros schwartzenegger.......

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...No objection to cold weather, but... ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb versus being threatened courtesy beastie boy gang beating me to a pulp after accurately discerning being s......

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...I hope to be primarily a man who suffers minim'lly. Furthermore, I would hope to say, I might improve another's day. So, I do not harm yours truly, or hurt other people, unduly. It's easy now, ......

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...I have heard of crows and crones But these old geezers are overblown over dressed with suits that squeak beady eyes, scrawny necks, and beak are they from the barnyard then? Their necks all wr......

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...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever." ......

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...Your grandma dates! This seemed odd to me. My grandparents have been married since ’33. We do not call her that, the good sport said. She is sassy and perky; her clothes are fashionable said Ted. ......

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...Written: October 10, 2023   Night Bewitches Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in ......

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...Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride. My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride. Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.” No longer cherishing his time with his brid......

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...I'm really much too young to get old Something's drastically out of whack I'm still this handsome charismatic dude Why's this body giving me flack? Strange lumps have appeared on my bod......

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...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Since adopting the guise of Norwegian bachelor farmer, I may as well fabricate genetic stock lock, and barrel linkedin to Celtic legend. Sentimentali......

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...No objection to cold weather, but... ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom. perhaps cuz mine generation nsync with baby boom. No matter birth can......

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...A goldfish has a memory of three seconds Very much like senior citizens I'd say They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets Wearing their wife's negligee A sneeze has been recorded......

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