Geezers Poems - Poems about Geezers

Be still in a digital age

...It’s a timeless art to sit still
Be an old geezer
One who bore nine children 
Or a private who fought Hitler
Or be an indoor cat, jailed for life
Put your smartphone down
Mute the vibrating in ...

Too Young To Get Old

...
I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this handsome, charismatic stud
Why's my body giving me flack?

A strange bump just formed on my nec...

Too Young To Get Old

...

I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this handsome, charismatic stud
Why's my body giving me flack?

A strange bump just formed on my n...

X Rated - bawdy

...With my girlfriend in tip top condition
To film sex scenes for late television
She got sick in bed
So I went instead
And was heckled with spiteful derision

Well their laughter had made...

My Marriage In Danger - Away In A Manger Parody

...My marriage; in danger
No wife in my bed
She slept with two geezers
In our cattle shed

I did suspect one guy
Of making her stray
She does what she pleases
Much to my dismay 

The p...

Corrosive power, Yet'

...idi amin; hitlers sins..stalin pharoah ceaser many geezers
Primed with power, poor agendas always a lender' tied together masses heavy levered; watching' the gates and schwab scoros schwartzenegger....

No objection to cold weather, but

...No objection to cold weather, but...

ah jest wanna boomerang 
back into the womb
versus being threatened 
courtesy beastie boy gang
beating me to a pulp 
after accurately discerning 
being s...

The Person I Want to Be

...I hope to be primarily
a man who suffers minim'lly.
Furthermore, I would hope to say,
I might improve another's day.
So, I do not harm yours truly,
or hurt other people, unduly.
It's easy now, ...

weird even to us fowl

...I have heard of crows and crones
But these old geezers are overblown
over dressed with suits that squeak
beady eyes, scrawny necks, and beak

are they from the barnyard then?
Their necks all wr...

Matthew O Harris Ease A FAKE Irishman

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Saint Patrick's Day, or
Feast of Saint Patrick
Lá Fhéile Pádraig
invoke even non Irish to proclaim
Éirinn go Brách
translated as "Ireland Forever."

...

We Call Her Glama

...Your grandma dates! This seemed odd to me.
My grandparents have been married since ’33.
We do not call her that, the good sport said.
She is sassy and perky; her clothes are fashionable said Ted.
...

Enticing Twilight

...Written: October 10, 2023   
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A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in ...

Two Old Geezers On a Ride

...Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride.
My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride.
Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.”
No longer cherishing his time with his brid...

Too Young To Get Old

...I'm really much too young to get old
Something's drastically out of whack
I'm still this handsome charismatic dude
Why's this body giving me flack?

Strange lumps have appeared on my bod...

Matthew O' Harris Ease a Fake Irishman

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman

Since adopting the guise
of Norwegian bachelor farmer,
I may as well fabricate genetic stock
lock, and barrel linkedin to Celtic legend.

Sentimentali...

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