Geezers Poems - Poems about Geezers

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Saint Patrick's Day, or Feast of Saint Patrick Lá Fhéile Pádraig invoke even non Irish to proclaim Éirinn go Brách translated as "Ireland Forever." ......Read the rest...

...Your grandma dates! This seemed odd to me. My grandparents have been married since ’33. We do not call her that, the good sport said. She is sassy and perky; her clothes are fashionable said Ted. ......Read the rest...

...Written: October 10, 2023   Night Bewitches Sponsored by: Shadow Hamilton A dream is a microscope through which we look at the hidden occurrences in ......Read the rest...

...Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride. My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride. Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.” No longer cherishing his time with his brid......Read the rest...

...I'm really much too young to get old Something's drastically out of whack I'm still this handsome charismatic dude Why's this body giving me flack? Strange lumps have appeared on my bod......Read the rest...

...Matthew O' Harris Ease A "FAKE" Irishman Since adopting the guise of Norwegian bachelor farmer, I may as well fabricate genetic stock lock, and barrel linkedin to Celtic legend. Sentimentali......Read the rest...

...No objection to cold weather, but... ah jest wanna boomerang back into the womb to escape unrelenting forbidding gloom. perhaps cuz mine generation nsync with baby boom. No matter birth can......Read the rest...

...A goldfish has a memory of three seconds Very much like senior citizens I'd say They're often seen aimlessly walking the streets Wearing their wife's negligee A sneeze has been recorded......Read the rest...

...Stores were decorated lavishly for Halloween A precursor to the extravagant Christmas décor Seems like Thanksgiving slips silently in between Almost like it’s not a holiday anymore. ......Read the rest...

...Old curmudgeons who poke and prod Acting like they are always near to God, Having nothing of value to do or say Admonishing me to kneel and pray, Get on my nerves, and make me mad......Read the rest...

...Lady Melanie with silver locks Loved her bonbons, bagels, and graved lox. Curmudgeon geezers viewed her a fox, But she loved them less than chicken pox. Melanie kept free as best she could. Sh......Read the rest...

... Term Limits Opinion Miracle Man 6/13/2022 My fear is, New gun laws considered will be more hocus-pocus, and even if enacted won’t make shootings go away. They’re intended to appeas......Read the rest...

... My Favorite Things comes to mind... a random assortment, a jumble of words a quotient of portions, quotidian served quixotic strivings of the great deca-dense obscur......Read the rest...

...I'm really much too young to get old Something's drastically out of whack I'm still this handsome, charismatic dude Why's this body giving me flack? Lumps have appeared all over my bod ......Read the rest...

...That long empty shop where they used to cut hair Where all that remains is an old barber’s chair The creak of the hinges might give you a scare Should you care to recall what they say occurred the......Read the rest...