Best Geezers Poems

How come all my good buddies
Look so much older than I?
Guess they didn't take care of themselves
That's surely the reason why

Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit
But my friends look frail and tired
Can't believe we went to the same school
Seems life has put out...

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How come all my good buddies
Look so much older than I?
Guess they didn't take care of themselves
That's surely the reason why

Look at me, I'm still dapper and fit
But my friends look frail and tired
Can't believe we went to the same school
Seems life has put out...

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Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride.
My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride.
Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.”
No longer cherishing his time with his bride.

They are grumpy for sure, said a neighbor who saw.
She is a doctor, and...

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Lady Melanie with silver locks
Loved her bonbons, bagels, and graved lox.
Curmudgeon geezers viewed her a fox,
But she loved them less than chicken pox.

Melanie kept free as best she could.
She allowed no time for coquetry
Or Penelope-style stitchery.
But three bores persistence understood.

Trini, a jet jockey CEO
Lived his...

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