Short Geezers Poems
Short Geezers Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Geezers by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Geezers by length and keyword.
wheelchair bogey does a cha cha cha
old ladies laughing, none wearing a bra
old men watching sports, saying rah rah rah
let’s enter these geezers in the Mardi Gras
No matter how ancient us old geezers get
One thing never changes, we lust for duets
Climbing the mountain
Till that final explosion
Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread
No matter how ancient us old geezers get
One thing never changes, we still lust for duets
Climbing the mountain
Till that final explosion
Inflamed with desired we drool on the bed spread
Wife’s hair was blowing when they took their ride.
My hairdo is awful! Said Mrs. Goosy McBride.
Her old geezer husband said “wish we had stayed inside.”
No longer cherishing his time with his bride.
They are grumpy for sure, said a neighbor who saw.
She is a doctor, and he studies boring mortgage law.
They never smile or party or wave or act friendly at all.
Their persnickety stuck-up attitudes are rather small.
I stripped down to my skivvies
Revealing all flab
Something is sagging
I think it's my BALLS
MAN! am I bummed
Can't examine the rear
Who would laugh
but the kids drinking beer
Their's are nice and firm
While ours is dragging skin
The bulge on my weenie
is old age coming in
When I go to the john
the diaper is smelly
especially the parts
that connect to the belly
When worse comes to worse
My uncle makes house calls
To the old and weary
geezers with sagging balls