My Marriage In Danger - Away In A Manger Parody
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For Contest: Christmas Song Parody
Spinsor: Crystol Woods
13 December 2024
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My marriage; in danger
No wife in my bed
She slept with two geezers
In our cattle shed
I did suspect one guy
Of making her stray
She does what she pleases
Much to my dismay
The problem with knowing
Is she often bakes
So now I say, ”Jesus,
That means no more cakes.”
And yes it displeases
That her roaming eye
Has found a new lover…
Like Tracy and I
I’m sat eating cheeses
For breakfast today
My cooking ain’t clever
And she’s gone away
Then sounds from the stable
I found my wife there
But she was with Tracy
And they were both bare
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2024
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