Work Funny Love Poems

It's rare that most would call me a hot head
I am usually the coolest cucumber instead
I have no tells, so their heads don't swell
and I...

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Maybe I need solitude 
Romance requires work to do
Am I up to loving true
Is it enough to love you

Perhaps my muse is my mate
The onyx...

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He doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood 
I say "But at...

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I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today.
No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way!
You want some coffee and...

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Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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[Written with ‘Pickle Party’ contest in mind
but missed the deadline.]
[A pickle (USA) = A Gherkin (UK)]
———

Mr Gherkin from Great Britain
Met Miss Pickle, USA
A cross Atlantic...

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The sweetest, most special thing I've ever heard--
(though as a kid, Mother Teresa thought it absurd)

Was her mother's primping before her father returned
Every work day...

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Each girl came for looks
Each girl took some work
Each girl never meant much
Each girl left for shirks

Wonder what each would want
Wonder what each one got
Looking...

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candelabrum jewelled,
my neighbor fingers flames snuffed
out on perfumed sticks

candelabrum fueled,
I'm jilted once it's tilted 
waxing my toupee

bug-eyed reflective,
buffed elevator floor wax,
I fume toward the roof

comfort...

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I had a date (not a great date but a date)! Could our covid nightmare be ending? 

An actual one-on-one date - can you imagine?...

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By hook and crook 
I passed two days of lockdown. 
On 3rd day i made up my mind 
Not to take task at home in...

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It’s when you don't have
the money for a hit man.
And you know something
needs to be done.
If you have a hot date
and your boss asked you
to...

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Can I tell you of this man's view,
His most blessed sight of you,
Enriched by a lively spring's hue,
A fresh love and each day anew,

Would you...

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These Arms Long To Hold You

The first time we met, I knew you were stress,
Met again, and again, I stopped counting,
Your photo at work, cannot...

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