Sloth Like In My Entishness Today

I’m going to be very sloth like in my entishness today. No more whizzing ‘rund like a fly that’s lost it’s way! You want some coffee and coffee is what ye’ll get! But my eyes have only just opened and my limbs haven’t got there yet. You sometimes confuse the hell out of me but then again, you’re very small! I need to do things very slowly if my brain’s to work at all! I only turn it on when it’s needed for paid work. It’s in a state of quiet contemplation right now and if that makes me lazy then lazy is this jerk! There’s ye coffee so enjoy every sip! I’ve decided I’m going to sit in mi-chair now and sit there for a bit. If you need anything else today - ask politely and do it slow. I’ll contemplate what you ask of me and in good time I’ll let thee know.