Women Funny Poems
These Women Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Women. These are the best examples of Funny Women poems written by international poets.
I Know a GirlI KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE
TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND
WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...
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anxiety, care, funny love,
If When How Where Who And Why?Why do they say
you can't take money with you when you go?
So what do you do if you go out shopping?
The grass is 'always greener...
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Categories:
confusion, crazy, funny, riddle,
The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...
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confusion, desire, fantasy, funny
The Problem with LeatherI once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...
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Categories:
clothes, funny, humor, rain,
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy ParrotI.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.
II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree
In which...
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Categories:
bird, cute, funny love,
It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...
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funny, animal, bird, love, men,
Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a snake?
They’re not the type to give,...
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Categories:
funny, courage, desire, for her,
Beard
I once sported a manly beard,
a beastly beard had I.
But then on the farm, at the crack of dawn,
while my lady cheered,
she chopped it off,...
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Categories:
absence, beauty, funny, hair,
Body DivineIn just two weeks I will attain the body divine
Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two...
If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine...
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Categories:
change, culture, funny, growth,
SonyaWhat’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...
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Categories:
funny love, girl, humorous,
What Name Would You Give MeThis may seem lame.
Let’s make it a game.
I’ll give you a clue.
You try to guess who.
Proceeding my entrance by just a short while,
Is often...
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Categories:
cute, emotions, fun, funny,
A To Z Feminine TouchI am bringing back this poem into it original content. When I converted it to Daughters Of The King, I missed it very much. I...
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funny, inspirational, women,
Mr Dick LonglyHe lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame
The men folk thought...
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funny, humorous, rude,
Never Be Blue If You Can Be CyanI have to ask of my good friend Jan
who lives far away on the isle of man
why on earth you went for a silly...
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funny, appreciation, art, dedication, hilarious,
2 B Or Not 2 B Funny Or SmartUp until recently
When I was growing up
All I ever wanted to be was considered funny
And recently I discovered that is in fact
What people thought of...
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Categories:
funny, humor,