Another Incident

It was a balmy night by the sea the bar wasn't empty, nor was it full I was on my 5th whiskey sour it matched my mood some days a detective some days a writer now and then even a poet not much work these days other than drinking whisky writers block my current ailment I stubbed out the cigar cash was short, so saved the rest for when I fall off the bar stool writers block infects me Then there she was out of the corner of my eye I spotted a beautiful blonde dressed in red and white, with a touch of green simply stunning she sauntered up to the bar sat right beside me without even looking at her I said, I have no money honey if that's what you looking for she replied, hey cant a pretty lady buy a man a drink for once? I started to like this lady! I asked the typical what's a beautiful gal like you doing in a dive like this? she replied, usually waiting for a man to buy me a drink tonight's the exception then she went on about her manicures, her hair, botox you name it she could talk about nothing That's when it hit me! I looked her right in the eyes and said "you ever write before?" she looked at me as if I asked her if she ever went to the moon. she goes hell no, I never even went to high school Perfect I replied wanna go to my place? now she smiled and said about time you asked then there we are sitting at my kitchen table naughty like she says, umm kinky but ok I go sit down lady you gonna help me write a poem ok? now she looks completely confused not knowing how to answer she goes whatever floats your boat for the next hour of so she helps me write a poem writers block solved and my first experience trying out this new artificial intelligence thingy! I love dumb blondes now!