Stress Funny Poems
These Stress Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Stress. These are the best examples of Funny Stress poems written by international poets.
Kitchen Knife HygieneFinally, my blood began to coagulate.
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight;
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...
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Categories:
food, funny, horror, silly,
Make No Mistake We All Make MistakesHave you ever been forgetful
When you're busy with a lot on your mind
As I do from time to time
Or just like me a scatterbrain
Like talking...
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Categories:
angst, character, funny, hilarious,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
childhood, class, fruit, funny,
The Schock Od An OutsiderNew Yorkers, in general, are very notorious
for walking way too fast, not moderately:
it's seen as an unpleasant remark;
tourists keep think to themselves,
" They're funny!...
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Categories:
funny, bullying, character, discrimination, emotions,
Building Tension
Did you ever stand on stage,
behind the big curtain.
Standing there peeking out from behind the curtain,
watching the audience looking at the stage.
Your knees are shaking,
your...
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Categories:
funny, courage, emotions, fear, god,
Smack headDeep fried
she cried
then bloat
and float
A house
stained blouse
clueless
for stress,
To bed,
airhead!
"Forgot"!
you brought
you phoned
you're stoned,
she’s slow
cracked crow,
clears throat
like goat,
Nancy
can't...
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Categories:
funny, writing,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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Categories:
funny, feelings, food, how i
I Felt Like A Book
I felt like a book
very tired old and worn out
needing rest on shelf....
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Categories:
funny, feelings, life, old, people,
Christmas Comes With Planning
Christmas comes with planning,
who are you buying gifts for.
What to get them,
what to eat.
Oh well I took...
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Categories:
funny, christmas, food, giving, humor,
CompartmentalizationCOMPARTMENTALIZATION
Friends, absolutely believe why
not in the “Loony Bin?
Compartmentalized my stresses,
so messes … not get in!
Compartments help me remember,
one illness at a time.
Must do...
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funny, hilarious, old, silly,
Beautiful Infectious Laughter#HEAD THROWN BACK...
A JOLT* OF FEEL GOOD HUMOR, ATTACKS!
STRESS REDUCES, BELLY ACHING, SHAKING AND "HOLD YOUR CHEST" LAUGHTER FEST PRODUCES...
MUCH NEEDED MEDICINE, RELEASED, THAT'S GOOD...
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Categories:
cheer up, funny, happiness,
Shoulda Seen It ComingI had placed Reeses cups in a bowl
There to snack anytime- with control
The large family size-
Hubby eyed with surprise
Said restraint was to be his new...
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Categories:
candy, funny, truth,
Palpable AversionIt’s pure as fresh snow
and as pale as a ghost.
It’s the shade on the light spectrum
that I loathe the most.
A beluga whale, the milky...
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Categories:
color, funny, hate, how
Not So Much With the MerryTwas the night before Christmas, up in the North Pole
The pressure of the season was taking its toll
Deadlines and long hours were causing some stress
“Some”...
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Categories:
christmas, funny,
Machines of FallAfternoon autumn
Our neighborhood goes crazy
Like living in a dentist’s office
Drilling sucking blowing
Whining wincing scraping
Gurgle
My head tilted back
With a book on my chest
Mouth wide open
Staring into...
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Categories:
autumn, funny, november, race,