The Schock Od An Outsider

New Yorkers, in general, are very notorious for walking way too fast, not moderately: it's seen as an unpleasant remark; tourists keep think to themselves, " They're funny! " It's a stereotype they mock, " Do New Yorkers ever rush to Central Park? " An outsider asked a stern policeman, " Why is everybody running? " " Is the President coming? " And the cop stared at him saying, " You are an outsider, not so lean, catch up to the marathon race: they are rushing for the train: they are going to their working place! " And the shocked red-neck with a freckled, peachy, round face grinningly replied, " I never knew they raced like wild horses to catch a train; we Southerners take our time, and stress less, we play songs in our guitars and drink lots of whiskey, we never walk a mile! " How could the unamused officer take offence and contain his disdain... when the naive dude offended every New Yorker? His reply was a shock to the poor guy on naproxen, " Run like them before I throw you in jail, or take the Southern Border! " Note: No pun is intended, it's only to spike up some humor!