Home » Poems » funny » moon

Moon Funny Poems

These Moon Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Moon. These are the best examples of Funny Moon poems written by international poets.

Until Then I Will Love You

Verse one:
One day when all the air is gone
When the stars grow where the trees belong
I will still love you
If there comes a day when

Categories: crazy, cute, devotion, funny

JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT

JOY BY THE CANDLELIGHT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Inside walls where shadows dance bright,
Lived Max the mouse, heart full of light.
     By the soft candle's glow,

Categories: 12th grade, funny,

Spooked Mr Johnson

Old Mr. Johnson, with broom in one hand,  
Told his sweet granddaughter, “Sleep, not grandstand!”  
Her room was empty, the air grew cold—

Categories: funny, cool, crazy, dark, deep,

I think my boyfriend's Gay

The way he gazes at the moon, 
Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. 
I envy his starlight, the perfect fit

Categories: boyfriend, fantasy, funny love,

Mi Vida Loca

I wake up swinging, fists in the air,  
Wrestling my dreams like they just don’t care.  
Life’s a rodeo, I hold on tight,

Categories: funny, character, cool, crazy, deep,

Cool Waters

Cool waters casade over myriad
rocks. That serpentine creek which heads to sea
Voice lilts,, its charm draws me in period
Fears enters as I sit under the

Categories: funny,

The Clumsy Ghost's Moonlit Mishaps

A ghost set out one moonlit night,
His tattered sheet made quite the sight.
He’d planned to haunt with eerie flair,
But his faint glow was thin and

Categories: fantasy, funny, humor,

Sparky: The Phantom Dog

I've never, ever seen my dog, 
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him, 
But the truth he does resist. 

He

Categories: animal, funny, humor, surreal,

TimeSteep Tea Leaves

TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.

Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows

Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

LipHex Balm

Presenting...

LipHex™ Balm
The kiss that lingers… like a spell.

Are your kisses lacking oomph?
Need to make a statement that’s equal parts soft and sinister?

Introducing LipHex™ Balm--
infused with

Categories: funny, humor, humorous, parody,

All in a Day

too soon
this moon

day’s chores
some scores

most not
forgot

deplete
need sleep

morning
warning

disarm
alarm

same old
sixfold

more work
can’t shirk

no fun
undone

work sucks
need bucks

Categories: funny, money, nonsense, silly,

National Poetry Month

river ghost shivers gaze vicious wicked

We rowed around the river bend;
the moon peeped under a black cloud.
An eerie feeling it did lend-
beheld a ghost with

Categories: funny,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under

Categories: funny, giggle, howl, humor,

Limericks and other funny tricks III

My wife's housekeeping skills are lackluster.
For getting things done, I just can't trust her.
And her oven runs too hot,
and the sole besom she's got
flies only

Categories: funny, dad, daughter, humor, love,

Speech Impediments, Moons and Spoons

There once was a girl from the south
Who had a hard time with her mouth
Boy with same issue said, (S)"poon!"
She said, "Not poon! We

Categories: child, funny,