TimeSteep Tea Leaves

TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny. Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat? Want a cup that knows things? TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves aren’t here to comfort you. They’re here to reveal you. Each bag contains a blend of: Yesterday’s regrets (lightly roasted) Tomorrow’s choices (dried under a blood moon) And just a dash of “Who’s whispering your name at 3 a.m.?” Just one sip and you may: Relive a memory you swore was buried. Glimpse a future you haven’t earned yet. Hear a voice from your ancestry… or from something older. Instructions: Boil water until it hisses. Steep for seven minutes. Do not look away while it steeps. Drink under candlelight. Do not tell anyone what you saw. Warning: May induce déjà vu, spontaneous time loops, or inconvenient epiphanies. Do not steep twice. Do not drink after midnight unless you want answers. TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves For when you’re thirsty for the truth. MysticMisfits Product Line™ Coming soon to a dimension near you… or in that locked drawer you forgot existed.