Frump Poems - Poems about Frump

Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no5 final jive

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Still hope we can cope

With the nope

Don’t give a damn plan

From that Tandoori tan

Obscene Tangerine dope

Jackanory Mandarin Man


That trope..like to be Pope

Go out on a limb....

Tangerine or Tandoori Tan Man - full version

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Tandoori or Tangerine Tan?

Mister rich lister Blister

Sinister Mandarin Minister


Sin..Spin & Chagrin Talisman

Jaundice scrotum prejudice totem

Podium pandemonium
 
Needs Imodium....

Number forty seven White House occupant against all odds

...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds...

regarding President elect 
Donald John Trump.

As a cruel joke to self,
I imagined myself as a Republican
for that one glorious d...

My Dream Girl

...My dream girl's not a doll, no Kewpie cutie,
Or an heiress, or an actress on the screen.
She's neither nun nor acrobat,
Nor wears fine feathers in her hat,
No frump for Trump Republican,
No beau...

There Once Was a Man Named Trump

...Once there was a man named Trump,
Whose hair was quite the frump,
He tweeted and he blustered,
But his speeches all just flustered.

He called himself a businessman,
But really just a Twitter f...

Repent Your Fears For Soul Will Heal

...Sun rises when stars reveal
repent your fears for soul will heal
Flatter naïve of naked art,
a land of flocks not for your heart
Your noble life will soon retire
Beware of wings as feathers fly....

Xena Warrior Princess

...Xena Warrior Princess, she took no prisoners and no guff.
She had a sword, a lance, a hatchet and other stuff.
She did not need a man to tell her how high to jump
Or what to do; she was a beauty t...

Trump Limerick

...There once was a man named Trump,
Whose wife was a notorious frump
     She lived in the palace,
     With a wee bit of malice
And could hardly wait to dump Trump....

Number Forty Six White House Occupant Re

...Number forty six - White House occupant re:
guarding President elect Joe Biden

Within mein hermitage
now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept
upon hearing unbelievable news,
(albeit at snai...

Megan's Quest Part 1of7

...Moon sprites dotted the sky like lilies at dawn
    in a ballet meant to cause nocturnal delight.
While Fairies and Pixie Dust covered the lawn
    in a dance that would last through the night.

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Daylight Hours

...O, that daylight could command
when I sit with writing pen in hand
That verse could flood my tablet
and let morning become my habit

Then like others I would at last be,
muse's heartbeat set li...

The Donald

...President Donald John Trump
Never married a frump
“Waldo’s Dad” stole a lady’s popcorn*
And invited Hillary’s scorn

8/1/2018
Clerihew Contest

*Little Rascals Movie...

T Frump

...There once was a president T Frump
Putting our country in a downward slump
Me too mockery...
More of his debauchery 
He’s nothing but a horse’s a…Um, rump...

Are You Hearing and Smelling Bs

...Down on his hands and knees is Frump
But which end is his Rump!
Both ends are putting out so much hot air
To guess which, I wouldn’t dare
Making his stink smell good is an art.
But not hard to d...

Emma Rutledge 1876-1914

...Emma Rutledge

1876-1914

Greetings my friends, 

From this forgotten frump,

This long-dead girl who now haunts

This yawning ghost garden here.

In life, my tongue tasted many terrible ...

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