Frump Poems - Poems about Frump

...Once there was a man named Trump, Whose hair was quite the frump, He tweeted and he blustered, But his speeches all just flustered. He called himself a businessman, But really just a Twitter f......Read the rest...

...Sun rises when stars reveal repent your fears for soul will heal Flatter naïve of naked art, a land of flocks not for your heart Your noble life will soon retire Beware of wings as feathers fly.......Read the rest...

...Xena Warrior Princess, she took no prisoners and no guff. She had a sword, a lance, a hatchet and other stuff. She did not need a man to tell her how high to jump Or what to do; she was a beauty t......Read the rest...

...There once was a man named Trump, Whose wife was a notorious frump She lived in the palace, With a wee bit of malice And could hardly wait to dump Trump.......Read the rest...

...Number forty six - White House occupant re: guarding President elect Joe Biden Within mein hermitage now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept upon hearing unbelievable news, (albeit at snai......Read the rest...

...Moon sprites dotted the sky like lilies at dawn in a ballet meant to cause nocturnal delight. While Fairies and Pixie Dust covered the lawn in a dance that would last through the night. ......Read the rest...

...O, that daylight could command when I sit with writing pen in hand That verse could flood my tablet and let morning become my habit Then like others I would at last be, muse's heartbeat set li......Read the rest...

...President Donald John Trump Never married a frump “Waldo’s Dad” stole a lady’s popcorn* And invited Hillary’s scorn 8/1/2018 Clerihew Contest *Little Rascals Movie......Read the rest...

...There once was a president T Frump Putting our country in a downward slump Me too mockery... More of his debauchery He’s nothing but a horse’s a…Um, rump......Read the rest...

...Down on his hands and knees is Frump But which end is his Rump! Both ends are putting out so much hot air To guess which, I wouldn’t dare Making his stink smell good is an art. But not hard to d......Read the rest...

...Emma Rutledge 1876-1914 Greetings my friends, From this forgotten frump, This long-dead girl who now haunts This yawning ghost garden here. In life, my tongue tasted many terrible ......Read the rest...

...Once a fuddy-duddy frump Weared a fulvous dress in a conference hall Spoke like a gallicism- "I'm the man of hero Don't laugh at me, fool guys ......Read the rest...

...Donald Trump is no frump. He wears expensive attire, and is known for saying "You're Fired!" Donald Trump, sometimes a grump. Arrogant as he can be, he's running for the Presidency. 8/20/......Read the rest...

...Chicken Little Did you know that Chicken Little was not a man but a woman? She wanted to always to feel like a part of someone's finest fan Her fully rounded rump Sure kept mighty frump Now Ch......Read the rest...

...(When the ship sank) When the ship sank I was on deck, my flute sang a holiday, my legs were trembling like a whale Cabin sat on whiskers, spills swerved the seas. Dennis was close hey hey,chec......Read the rest...