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Number forty seven White House occupant against all odds
...Number forty seven - White House occupant against all odds... regarding President elect Donald John Trump. As a cruel joke to self, I imagined myself as a Republican for that one glorious d......

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Categories: frump, abuse, america, anger, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Dream Girl
...My dream girl's not a doll, no Kewpie cutie, Or an heiress, or an actress on the screen. She's neither nun nor acrobat, Nor wears fine feathers in her hat, No frump for Trump Republican, No beau......

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Categories: frump, dream, humor, imagination, romance,
Form: Rhyme



There Once Was a Man Named Trump
...Once there was a man named Trump, Whose hair was quite the frump, He tweeted and he blustered, But his speeches all just flustered. He called himself a businessman, But really just a Twitter f......

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Categories: frump, america, humor, patriotic, political,
Form: Rhyme
Repent Your Fears For Soul Will Heal
...Sun rises when stars reveal repent your fears for soul will heal Flatter naïve of naked art, a land of flocks not for your heart Your noble life will soon retire Beware of wings as feathers fly.......

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Categories: frump, bible,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Xena Warrior Princess
...Xena Warrior Princess, she took no prisoners and no guff. She had a sword, a lance, a hatchet and other stuff. She did not need a man to tell her how high to jump Or what to do; she was a beauty t......

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Categories: frump, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Trump Limerick
...There once was a man named Trump, Whose wife was a notorious frump She lived in the palace, With a wee bit of malice And could hardly wait to dump Trump.......

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Categories: frump, humor,
Form: Limerick
Number Forty Six White House Occupant Re
...Number forty six - White House occupant re: guarding President elect Joe Biden Within mein hermitage now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept upon hearing unbelievable news, (albeit at snai......

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Categories: frump, america, blessing, confidence, dance,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Megan's Quest Part 1of7
...Moon sprites dotted the sky like lilies at dawn in a ballet meant to cause nocturnal delight. While Fairies and Pixie Dust covered the lawn in a dance that would last through the night. ......

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Categories: frump, adventure, courage, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Daylight Hours
...O, that daylight could command when I sit with writing pen in hand That verse could flood my tablet and let morning become my habit Then like others I would at last be, muse's heartbeat set li......

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Categories: frump, muse, solitude, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Donald
...President Donald John Trump Never married a frump “Waldo’s Dad” stole a lady’s popcorn* And invited Hillary’s scorn 8/1/2018 Clerihew Contest *Little Rascals Movie......

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Categories: frump, political,
Form: Clerihew
Premium Member T Frump
...There once was a president T Frump Putting our country in a downward slump Me too mockery... More of his debauchery He’s nothing but a horse’s a…Um, rump......

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Categories: frump, humor, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Are You Hearing and Smelling Bs
...Down on his hands and knees is Frump But which end is his Rump! Both ends are putting out so much hot air To guess which, I wouldn’t dare Making his stink smell good is an art. But not hard to d......

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Categories: frump, conflict, power,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Emma Rutledge 1876-1914
...Emma Rutledge 1876-1914 Greetings my friends, From this forgotten frump, This long-dead girl who now haunts This yawning ghost garden here. In life, my tongue tasted many terrible ......

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Categories: frump, death,
Form: Epitaph
Fuddy-Duddy Frump
...Once a fuddy-duddy frump Weared a fulvous dress in a conference hall Spoke like a gallicism- "I'm the man of hero Don't laugh at me, fool guys ......

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Categories: frump, character, deep, desire, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Donald Trump
...Donald Trump is no frump. He wears expensive attire, and is known for saying "You're Fired!" Donald Trump, sometimes a grump. Arrogant as he can be, he's running for the Presidency. 8/20/......

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Categories: frump, celebrity, political,
Form: Clerihew

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