Best Frump Poems

There once was a president T Frump
Putting our country in a downward slump
Me too mockery...
More of his debauchery 
He’s nothing but a horse’s a…Um, rump...

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Once a fuddy-duddy frump
Weared a fulvous dress 
in a conference hall
Spoke like a gallicism-

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Down on his hands and knees is Frump
But which end is his Rump!
Both ends are putting out so much hot air
To guess which, I wouldn’t...

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Donald Trump
is no frump.
He wears expensive attire,
and is known for saying "You're Fired!"

Donald Trump,
sometimes a grump.
Arrogant as he can be,
he's running for the Presidency.

8/20/15...

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Chicken Little

Did you know that Chicken Little was not a man but a woman?
She wanted to always to feel like a part of someone's finest...

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I saw this darling little chick,
she looked a swinging geezer.
I thought I’d move to get in quick.
Her name was Mona Lisa.

I thought she had a...

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Moon sprites dotted the sky like lilies at dawn
    in a ballet meant to cause nocturnal delight.
While Fairies and Pixie Dust covered...

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Venerations Ablazed

Altruist veneration in an endeavour 
Let the dew drop onto the leaf
Untamed dew,but chose to fall
Upon the sordid soil in grief

Blossomed lilac benignly pleased
Nectar!...

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Donald Trump
Usually looks like a frump
Wish he'd take some of that money there
An buy himself some decent hair...

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A vociferous yowl came down to earth and slaughtered my soul
I was in deep sleep, lids were lead, and dreams were wavering spool
My problem sat...

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Emma Rutledge

1876-1914

Greetings my friends, 

From this forgotten frump,

This long-dead girl who now haunts

This yawning ghost garden here.

In life, my tongue tasted many terrible lies;

All just...

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(When the ship sank)

When the ship sank I was on deck, my flute
sang a holiday, my legs were trembling like a whale
Cabin sat on whiskers,...

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COUSIN    JULIA


Cousin Julia came to tea
Sat aloof from our group of three
Wanted no cake, crumpet or cheese
Only weak tea, and black, please.

Tall...

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O, that daylight could command
when I sit with writing pen in hand
That verse could flood my tablet
and let morning become my habit

Then like others I...

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President Donald John Trump
Never married a frump
“Waldo’s Dad” stole a lady’s popcorn*
And invited Hillary’s scorn

8/1/2018
Clerihew Contest

*Little Rascals Movie...

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