Humorous Free Verse Poems
These Humorous Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Free Verse Humorous poems written by international poets.
Belly Dancer - part 4Was on the run
Not going anywhere
Caught again
But hopefully not for long
Might try a spell
I hope Djinn doesn’t put me in chains
Now for my next...
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art, dance, humorous, magic,
salty streamcrying isnt enough
the fire that burns within is hot and heavy
salty tears cannot fix this.
venom laces with my blood and my veins are on fire.
the...
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anger, bullying, cry, emotions,
Belly Dancer - Part 3Now I have the money
Time to escape
Before Djinn wakes
Help
I’m running in haste
I think he’s coming
...
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art, gothic, humorous,
Belly Dancer- part 1 The Djinn put me in a bottle
I made him watch me as I did a spin.
Only to hide when I will make my escape
...
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funny love, gothic, humorous,
TiltThe machine lit up
like a small cathedral—
chrome saints hopping
under glass,
the silver gospel
of the pinball
spinning wild
between my hands.
It was my birthday—
twenty-one—
and free beers
rang up...
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birthday, cat, drink, funny,
Sexually explicit meme more real daySexually explicit meme more real day
originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously,
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head
to gnarly nails of...
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11th grade, adventure, america,
After the StaticShe smelled like ozone
and old commercials—
the kind with jingles
you didn’t know you remembered
until your mouth sang along.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
oh what a weird thing she...
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humorous, imagery, imagination,
A senior moment experienced by this dripA senior moment experienced by this drip...
awash with intermittent amnesia.
Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether yours truly
took another dose of glycopyrrolate
ingested as a...
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12th grade, anger, body,
Seven Dwarfs
There's a Cherokee Indian at the door.
What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the...
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Categories:
giggle, humorous,
As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demiseAs an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise
Vultures swooped overhead
and preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals
sharpened their knives
and...
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Categories:
12th grade, 1st grade,
Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropyImpossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy
Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding voice
to...
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7th grade, abuse, anxiety,
That Which Makes Me SmileFrom a reddish, horrifying gloomy cloud which brings upon a frowning
beast~ I shall overcome and finally a smile shall bring me peace—poet :)
...
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simple, smile,
protestsshout shout let it all out, you are a peado and we want you out,
come on were talking to you, come on were talking...
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Categories:
child, child abuse, humor,
Unintentional InnuendoNOT FOR CONTEST
He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie -
he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me?
Our first date, I...
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Categories:
clothes, confusion, desire, humorous,
Let's Do the Chicken Splash
Put on your palmate feet come dance in a flash
you don't need know-how, you don't need cash
if you love to quack...
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Categories:
humorous,