Humorous Free Verse Poems

Was on the run 
Not going anywhere
Caught again
But hopefully not for long
Might try a spell
I hope Djinn doesn’t put me in chains
Now for my next...

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crying isnt enough
the fire that burns within is hot and heavy
salty tears cannot fix this.
venom laces with my blood and my veins are on fire.
the...

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Now I have the money
Time to escape
Before Djinn wakes
Help
I’m running in haste
I think he’s coming
...

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The Djinn put me in a bottle
I made him watch me as I did a spin.
Only to hide when I will make my escape
...

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The machine lit up 
like a small cathedral—
chrome saints hopping
under glass,
the silver gospel
of the pinball
spinning wild 
between my hands.

It was my birthday—
twenty-one—
and free beers
rang up...

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Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously, 
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head 
to gnarly nails of...

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She smelled like ozone
and old commercials—
the kind with jingles
you didn’t know you remembered
until your mouth sang along.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
oh what a weird thing she...

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A senior moment experienced by this drip...

awash with intermittent amnesia.

Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether yours truly
took another dose of glycopyrrolate
ingested as a...

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There's a Cherokee Indian at the door.
What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the...

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As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise
Vultures swooped overhead
and preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals
sharpened their knives
and...

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Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding voice
to...

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From a reddish, horrifying gloomy cloud which brings upon a frowning
beast~  I shall overcome and finally a smile shall bring me peace—poet :)

 ...

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shout shout let it all out, you are a peado and we want you out, 
come on were talking to you, come on were talking...

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NOT FOR CONTEST

He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie -
he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me?
Our first date, I...

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Put on your palmate feet come dance in a flash  
you don't need know-how, you don't need cash  
if you love to quack...

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