Humorous Free Verse Poems

Put on your palmate feet come dance in a flash  
you don't need know-how, you don't need cash  
if you love to quack...

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I felt a lift,
a thermal high
and out the corner
of my eye
saw angel wings

recalling angels fly -- 

thinking myself to give
it a try; no halo, of...

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No matter I got prescribed Glycopyrrolate 2 mg tablets taken four times a day...,

not one drop of sweat
(especially on hot humid and hazy days) 
less...

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I will move mountains for you, oft said 
with little brain and surplus testosterone.
But why the plurality?
Surely, a single mountain moved
is Herculean enough to satisfy
the desires...

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Written: April 28, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Sara Jama

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Love without
Love within
Love where I am
where I’ve been

Beginning to think:
far too much abundance 
of this foolish, loving folly, 

so I kicked my
wagging tail collie --...

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You collect old bottle caps 
and belly button lint. 
I don't find you strange; 
I find you endearing. 

And maybe it's because 
we're both locked...

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TimeSteep™ Tea Leaves
Brew your past. Sip your future. Choke on your destiny.

Tired of basic herbal blends that just soothe your throat?
Want a cup that knows...

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MysticMisfits™ Return Policy
(Cursed Edition)
--for when you regret your haunted impulse buys but the universe has other plans.
Please read carefully. Some conditions may apply to your...

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MysticMisfits™ Staff Directory

Staff Spotlight:The WanderPoet
Position: Ephemeral Verse Consultant
Clock-in Time: Unknown
Clock-out Time: Immediately After You Notice Him

You won’t see him arrive.
You might catch a glimpse--
a flicker...

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Need to make a statement that’s equal parts soft and sinister?

Introducing LipHex™ Balm--
infused with...

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How to Find the Shop
A whispered map for the bold, the broken, and the slightly curious.

--A cryptic guide for those who seek the odd, the...

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The MysticMisfits™ Catalog
 “Where the arcane meets the absurd.” 

Featured Products:

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BoneTone™ Music Box – Wind your way...

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Introducing... BoneTone™ Music Box!
Tired of basic playlists?
Want music with soul -- and possibly a few spirits?

Crank open your ancestral vault
with the BoneTone™ Music Box--
the only...

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i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad...

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