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Humorous Free Verse Poems

These Humorous Free Verse poems are examples of Free Verse poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Free Verse Humorous poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Belly Dancer - part 4
Was on the run 
Not going anywhere
Caught again
But hopefully not for long
Might try a spell
I hope Djinn doesn’t put me in chains
Now for my next...

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Categories: art, dance, humorous, magic,



salty stream
crying isnt enough
the fire that burns within is hot and heavy
salty tears cannot fix this.
venom laces with my blood and my veins are on fire.
the...

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Categories: anger, bullying, cry, emotions,

Premium Member Belly Dancer - Part 3
Now I have the money
Time to escape
Before Djinn wakes
Help
I’m running in haste
I think he’s coming
...

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Categories: art, gothic, humorous,

Premium Member Belly Dancer- part 1
The Djinn put me in a bottle
I made him watch me as I did a spin.
Only to hide when I will make my escape
...

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Categories: funny love, gothic, humorous,

Premium Member Tilt
The machine lit up 
like a small cathedral—
chrome saints hopping
under glass,
the silver gospel
of the pinball
spinning wild 
between my hands.

It was my birthday—
twenty-one—
and free beers
rang up...

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Categories: birthday, cat, drink, funny,



Sexually explicit meme more real day
Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously, 
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head 
to gnarly nails of...

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Categories: 11th grade, adventure, america,

Premium Member After the Static
She smelled like ozone
and old commercials—
the kind with jingles
you didn’t know you remembered
until your mouth sang along.
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz,
oh what a weird thing she...

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Categories: humorous, imagery, imagination,

A senior moment experienced by this drip
A senior moment experienced by this drip...

awash with intermittent amnesia.

Scant number of minutes elapsed...
before I forgot whether yours truly
took another dose of glycopyrrolate
ingested as a...

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Categories: 12th grade, anger, body,

Premium Member Seven Dwarfs

There's a Cherokee Indian at the door.
What the hell is happening in this neighbourhood, last week it was the seven dwarfs, and who was the...

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© Paul Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: giggle, humorous,

As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise
As an easy pushover and soft touch lamenting my demise
Vultures swooped overhead
and preyed on my vulnerabilities
forcing me to carrion camping
as fine young cannibals
sharpened their knives
and...

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Categories: 12th grade, 1st grade,

Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy
Impossible mission for systematization to be wrung out of entropy

Which lame excuse I exclaimed,
when my dear old mom asked
rather told me in her scolding voice
to...

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Categories: 7th grade, abuse, anxiety,

Premium Member That Which Makes Me Smile
From a reddish, horrifying gloomy cloud which brings upon a frowning
beast~  I shall overcome and finally a smile shall bring me peace—poet :)

 ...

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© I Am Anaya  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: simple, smile,

protests
shout shout let it all out, you are a peado and we want you out, 
come on were talking to you, come on were talking...

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© Davy Young  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, child abuse, humor,

Premium Member Unintentional Innuendo
NOT FOR CONTEST

He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie -
he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me?
Our first date, I...

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Categories: clothes, confusion, desire, humorous,

Premium Member Let's Do the Chicken Splash



Put on your palmate feet come dance in a flash  
you don't need know-how, you don't need cash  
if you love to quack...

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Categories: humorous,


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