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Unintentional Innuendo

NOT FOR CONTEST He took me to breakfast then suggested a movie - he had a roomy, would watching at my place suit me? Our first date, I wasn't feeling him, but then, okay, maybe we'd become friends and good company. When we arrived, I set the movie, he sat the couch. I said, 'be right back, need the little girl's room.' I returned to find him laying down stupidly exposed. he'd apparently decided to remove most of his clothes. "What made you think it'd be okay to self-display?" "Your words, 'be right back from little girl's room', I know it was a desire cue, so I got sexy for you." "Leave, leave now."

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Michael Craig

Date: 5/26/2025 9:44:00 PM

Did this really happen to you! What a &%^^%$$%^& he sounds like. At least he gave you somehting to write about, i guess. He was a jerk.

CayCay Jennings
Date: 5/26/2025 11:39:00 PM

YES, many moons ago. It's amazing how many personalities/idiots exist. Maybe some people can't help being an idiot but they could stay home! I actually felt embarrassed for him. ~~ huh, I'm kinda confused. You commented on my Return To Soup Poem? I went to read you and you hadn't posted in awhile? I think I left you words. Sound right?? I have to skedaddle now but I wrote myself a note to solve this tomorrow. Poetry hugs .. CayCay

David Crandall

Date: 5/25/2025 4:21:00 PM

Sounds like he was going out of his way to twist what you said to match his purposes. This reminded me of a movie, "Promising Young Woman" I just saw.

David Crandall
Date: 5/25/2025 5:00:00 PM

Haha, I liked the movie. I think you should see it - but you will see guys like him.

CayCay Jennings
Date: 5/25/2025 4:25:00 PM

EXACTLY. Should I look for that movie? Good? He's not in it, right? Poetry hugs ... CayCay

I Am Anaya

Date: 5/20/2025 6:37:00 PM

These scenarios are very common, just hoping this is fiction, sweet Cay, Cay! Virtual Xhugs

CayCay Jennings
Date: 5/25/2025 4:42:00 AM

Not fiction, dear IAA. He made an ass of his entire self, I was embarrassed for him. He protested the entire time I was pushing him out the door, "but - but - but." I've witnessed all kinds of idiots, they're definitely on our planet, but he was a new and different sort. CayCay

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 5/19/2025 7:30:00 AM

You should have kick it where it hurt most. Poetic hugs.

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/18/2025 11:19:00 PM

Haha. That contest title sure did inspire you. Too bad it's not this kind of poem to fit his line of inquiry. Love this!

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/18/2025 6:55:00 PM

What a VULGAR DUMBKOPF!! I really, really feel for you, my friend. How is it possible that these kind of creepy men still exist?! I guess that the more the world changes, the more that dirty old men stay the same ... You have Soup mail on a different topic. Thanks, gw

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 5/18/2025 3:34:00 PM

OMG, that is so so sad, !

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/18/2025 1:30:00 PM

- What a mistake... really embarrassing to experience, CayCay - hugs

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 5/18/2025 11:49:00 AM

What a powerful write you have here. Great Last Line. Guess one needs to know who they let into their home a little better with more than a few dates for me. Part 2 write, did you see him again??? Have A Blessed Day Writing Away.............

Paige Hind

Date: 5/18/2025 9:59:00 AM

Oh, gosh- I would be angry, uncomfortable, and quite honestly, a little scared- out the door, he would be