Funny Flying Poems

A man from Connecticut found
His legs would not reach to the ground.
“I wish I was shorter,”
He told a reporter,
“To stop all this floating around.”
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One bee out of many in  f l i g h t~~~~
Arrived in my garden in f  r  i
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I
      can fly.
        When you sing,
            it...

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A man with propellorized hat
Stepped up with his beanie to bat.
The fastball blew by,
Away he did fly,
He hadn’t accounted for that.
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Conceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....

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The pigeons of Trafalgar Square
Are feathered, yet lacking in hair.
They'd look erudite,
With wigs powdered white,
But wouldn't get up in the air....

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Walking and thinking and clearing my head
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I want to tell a funny story,
About this certain candle I had bought. 
“We’ll have a romantic night in”
This is the first thing I thought....

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Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still have some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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All I Got
The first smell of the morning air
The morning air that never stays the same
A fling with despair
Chagrin no worries no care 
Audiences who...

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High atop our chimney breast,
Lives Steve Seagull upon his nest.
He’s a highly trained, bombing master,
Atop my rooftop, his name spells disaster.

If you’re like me, and...

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Every wonder where they come from?
I’m just glad that I still get some.
Sometimes they’re pleasant and seem good,
sometimes vague and misunderstood.

At times they’re funny or...

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Dancing on the branches 
of lemon orange and whatsoever;
 depicting the glory of a grown up tree;
 some pale yellow some light green 
and some...

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I Wanna End Me

It’s chill dawg. I’m just a savage. Gotta take that redpill homie. Two squared. Remember the illusion and have a giggle. No...

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this is the story of dowd

famished though inside a cloud

yearned for a toaster

found him a poster

sorry no dining allowed.
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