Flub Poems - Poems about Flub

...Tariffs spanked my 401k The shank-the-ball king had to say: I will never flub I’ve used the right club Just check out my lie on this play......

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...This poem, which is loaded with math terms, is to be sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues. What was I thinking? Johnny’s in the basement Working on geometry You’ll see my intent A......

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...While the brisket was slow cooking we went to the pub Their brisket was already done, that was the rub. I said to my woman, can I have a bit of this grub? That was my biggest mistake, it was a gia......

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...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......

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...Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs Meaning the corporeal complex edifice housing these lovely bones, where linkedin logorrhea ably strives to break out in meaningless s......

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...Regina city councillors under fire For ad campaign’s not looked at prior How someone did not think to inquire Check the news if you think me a liar This province had some odd news breaks Like ......

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...The Labradoodle It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle By its frolicsome dabble and doodle But add a big part Of the Labrador’s heart And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle The ......

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...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......

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...Come sit and I will serenade A sad, colossal flub, A tale about a marinade. (Well, truthfully a rub) It is a long and sordid tale; Not sure where to begin. My sensibilities assailed, Yet I m......

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...Introduction: once again I incorporate my trademark penchant to fabricate fictitiously portions of the following poetic endeavor can you care to discern fact from fiction? Attempts at life......

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...Tapping my pencil on the desk. What will I write about? Chewing the eraser - Now I have to stick to the subject! I worry - Is the lead too long? Will it break? What if I make a mistake? I......

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...Hmm... on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protrudes taut and visible doubling as drum to drub synchronized within heart of darkness, especially when electrocardiogram exhi......

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...I went walking the footpath between life and death. It was there I first discerned the strum of a harp. I hastened my step, tracing wooded trail with stealth` as the resonant resplendent tones gre......

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...(alternately titled: impossible mission goes awry probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx) Both mental versus physical tasks necessitate laser sharp attentiveness triggered within blinks......

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...To see, or not to see, that, too, is the question: Whether ’tis happier to hail heartless happenstance With resigned reality, or designed denial, Twice succored by seductive self-hypnosis—ay, ther......

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