Flub Poems - Poems about Flub

...To be sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues. Davy’s in the basement Working on geometry You’ll see my intent A theorem in development Presh is on the website Hit pause, scratch hea......Read the rest...

...While the brisket was slow cooking we went to the pub Their brisket was already done, that was the rub. I said to my woman, can I have a bit of this grub? That was my biggest mistake, it was a gia......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......Read the rest...

...Within my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs Meaning the corporeal complex edifice housing these lovely bones, where linkedin logorrhea ably strives to break out in meaningless s......Read the rest...

...Regina city councillors under fire For ad campaign’s not looked at prior How someone did not think to inquire Check the news if you think me a liar This province had some odd news breaks Like ......Read the rest...

...The Labradoodle It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle By its frolicsome dabble and doodle But add a big part Of the Labrador’s heart And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle The ......Read the rest...

...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......Read the rest...

...Come sit and I will serenade A sad, colossal flub, A tale about a marinade. (Well, truthfully a rub) It is a long and sordid tale; Not sure where to begin. My sensibilities assailed, Yet I m......Read the rest...

...Introduction: once again I incorporate my trademark penchant to fabricate fictitiously portions of the following poetic endeavor can you care to discern fact from fiction? Attempts at life......Read the rest...

...Tapping my pencil on the desk. What will I write about? Chewing the eraser - Now I have to stick to the subject! I worry - Is the lead too long? Will it break? What if I make a mistake? I......Read the rest...

...Hmm... on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protrudes taut and visible doubling as drum to drub synchronized within heart of darkness, especially when electrocardiogram exhi......Read the rest...

...I went walking the footpath between life and death. It was there I first discerned the strum of a harp. I hastened my step, tracing wooded trail with stealth` as the resonant resplendent tones gre......Read the rest...

...(alternately titled: impossible mission goes awry probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx) Both mental versus physical tasks necessitate laser sharp attentiveness triggered within blinks......Read the rest...

...To see, or not to see, that, too, is the question: Whether ’tis happier to hail heartless happenstance With resigned reality, or designed denial, Twice succored by seductive self-hypnosis—ay, ther......Read the rest...

...self to expound, whereby scrawling how painful eye experience, where 21st century urban jungle doth abound to exacerbate anxiety and panic, aye noticed round about pub......Read the rest...