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Floss Poems - Poems about Floss


Maharishi Mahesh Yogi - 1918-2008
The Indian guru's mantra of the day, tho' somewhat strange, goes this way... 'When words fail and at a loss, contemplate aural hygiene with transcendental floss.' ...

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Categories: floss, fun, humor, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Crocodile Symbiosis
The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth pearly white and shiny bright "Open wide," are words heard from the bird his dental hygienist who picks and pecks then eats the meaty spicks and specks and as the crocodile sheds old choppers (no tears) so the avian's not unemployed or at a loss the croc constantly grows...

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Categories: floss, africa, animal, bird, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Fairy-floss Fireflies
She's a halo of hope, fulfilled by fireflies, shedding her soul in sage seas ~ stars elope... roaring wolf rife, a forest flutter of rose seeds ~ she's life... heart stirs fairy floss dreams, b l u r s she's a halo of hope, a forest flutter of rose seeds ~ blurs... ...

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Categories: floss, deep, dream, faith, hope,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Fairy Floss Please
candy corn was formerly called chicken feed snickers and lollipops were both named after horses Snicker and Lolly Pop Cotton candy was originally called Fairy floss I love buying books with interesting facts...

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Categories: floss, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Faerie Floss Please
The elderly nana had one last wish. I would like a bit of faerie floss she said. I thought she meant embroidery floss. Someone else thought she meant gauzy material. An old gentleman arrived carrying cotton candy on a stick. We used to call this faerie floss, he told us. She was more than happy with it....

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Categories: floss, memory,
Form: Free verse



Candy, Floss
What I liked about him was this: He was cotton candy on some days And dental floss on others — A guilty pleasure, sweet and light Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right...

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Categories: floss, candy, cute love, fun,
Form: Free verse
Hcs 5 'she Carries the Repentant Over the Floss'
FIVE She carries the repentant over the floss… As little children, wrapped in swaddling clothes, She comforts them and helps them bear their loss As gently as a shadow, so she goes… Forgives the one who stole her golden coin, Forbears to hurt the bullies who hurt her, Forswears revenge, invites them all to join Her in a jolly round-dance, ‘neath a fir… For...

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Categories: floss, appreciation, love, wife,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Hassle Floss
joist backpack muscle remember pancake cricket shuffle termite...

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Categories: floss, animal, words,
Form: Haiku
Adieu Dental Floss and Toothbrush
(21st century pearly white prosthetics, restored jaw bar wah key) Aye noel hunger bristle, and when false teeth soak at night in tandem with stubby facial gristle har reckon noah kisses far me under mistle toe, which prickly stubble ma home grown thistle the downside...

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Categories: floss, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Love Sweet Like Candy Floss
Candy floss and carousels Bumper cars and clowns on stilts The evening sparkles with stars bright You and me, the perfect couple a perfect sight You hold my hand as we walk between stalls You win me a big teddy bear by throwing balls You scoop me up and spin me around Just like that your love takes me off the ground You...

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Categories: floss, kiss, love,
Form: Light Verse
Dental Floss
Eat a poppy bagel And you’d sure be at a loss If you did not have access to A string of dental floss. Toothpicks aren’t strong enough To dig out all the seeds. Dental floss, in mint or plain, Is what a person needs. You can tell the flossers From the dental-flosser-nots; The latter group, when smiling, Will flash teeth with polka dots!...

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Categories: floss, food, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member - Floss and Angel Clouds -
Look up at the sky, it is full of floss and angel clouds Fine, light and soft as cotton blankets ...

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Categories: floss, angel, romance,
Form: Verse
Secrets of the Pink Floss Diary
Secrets Of The Pink Floss Diary Pink bubble-gum lip gloss is my signature smack and my best plan of attack. Italian pumps of the best design prop up my gams, making them look as if I ran lots of laps that day. Nights of tango and salsa lessons give me the smoothest moves and have the fellows asking...

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Categories: floss, happiness, hope, imagination, inspirational,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member The Art of Dental Floss
Here's a tangled thready mass of dental floss Glued on some canvas board with gesso Each layer of the spider's snare dyed a different color One layer dried then layered o'er another Oh the marl-morning sour-gut history The saw-toothed ...

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Categories: floss, funny
Form: Free verse

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