Best Floss Poems

She's a halo of hope,
fulfilled by fireflies, shedding her soul in sage seas ~
stars elope...

roaring wolf rife,
a forest flutter of rose seeds ~
she's life...

heart stirs 
fairy floss dreams,
b l u r s

she's a halo of hope,
a forest flutter of rose seeds ~
blurs... ...

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Look up at the sky, it is full of floss and angel clouds
                           Fine, light and soft as cotton...

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Candy floss and carousels
Bumper cars and clowns on stilts

The evening sparkles with stars bright
You and me, the perfect couple a perfect sight

You hold my hand as we walk between stalls
You win me a big teddy bear by throwing balls

You scoop me up and spin me...

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(21st century pearly white prosthetics,
restored jaw bar wah key) 

Aye noel hunger bristle,
and when false teeth soak at night 
     in tandem with stubby facial gristle
har reckon noah kisses
 
     far me under mistle
toe, which prickly stubble...

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Here's a tangled    thready    mass of dental floss
Glued on some canvas board with gesso
Each layer of the spider's snare dyed a different color
One layer dried    then    layered o'er another
Oh    the...

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Eat a poppy bagel
And you’d sure be at a loss
If you did not have access to
A string of dental floss.

Toothpicks aren’t strong enough
To dig out all the seeds.
Dental floss, in mint or plain,
Is what a person needs.

You can tell the flossers
From the dental-flosser-nots;
The latter group,...

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Secrets Of The Pink Floss Diary

Pink bubble-gum lip gloss is my signature smack and my best plan of attack.

Italian pumps of the best design prop up my gams, 
making them look as if I ran lots of laps that day.

Nights of tango and salsa lessons...

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joist backpack muscle
remember pancake
cricket shuffle termite...

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FIVE

She carries the repentant over the floss…
As little children, wrapped in swaddling clothes,
She comforts them and helps them bear their loss
As gently as a shadow, so she goes…
Forgives the one who stole her golden coin,
Forbears to hurt the bullies who hurt her,
Forswears revenge, invites them...

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What I liked about him was this: 
He was cotton candy on some days
And dental floss on others —
A guilty pleasure, sweet and light
Or wholesome, fresh breath to set a day right...

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The elderly nana had one last wish.
I would like a bit of faerie floss she said.
I thought she meant embroidery floss.
Someone else thought she meant gauzy material.
An old gentleman arrived carrying cotton candy on a stick.
We used to call this faerie floss, he told us.
She...

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candy corn was formerly called
chicken feed

snickers and lollipops were both named after horses
Snicker and Lolly Pop

Cotton candy was originally called
Fairy floss

I love buying books with interesting facts...

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The crocodile smile is such a pretty sight
as the Egyptian Plover keeps his teeth
pearly white and shiny bright
"Open wide," are words heard from the bird
his dental hygienist who picks and pecks
then eats the meaty spicks and specks
and as the crocodile sheds old choppers
(no tears)
so the...

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The Indian guru's
mantra of the day,
tho' somewhat strange,
goes this way...

'When words fail
and at a loss,
contemplate aural hygiene
with transcendental floss.'
...

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