Soozie, the Flamingo Floozie
She was dressed like a flamingo floozie
Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie!
Wearing a shade of pink
She flirted with a wink
I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie
Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when
Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken?
Overdid the implants
Axed the bulge in her pants
I heard tell her name used
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Categories:
floozie, humor,
Form: Limerick
Soozie the Floozie
Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob
Tried dismembering him but botched the job
Disgruntled with all men
She vowed to try again
When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob
Soozie was livid! You should've seen her
She couldn't hide her savage demeaner
This time her plan would work
She would castrate the jerk
Missed again...charged with a misdawiener
Bob's thingy is
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Categories:
floozie, woman,
Form: Limerick
Suzie the Floozie - Bawdy Limerick
Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle
Her massive boobs she likes to dangle
They look like ripe fruit
Guys think she’s so cute
Observing them from every angle!
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Categories:
floozie, body, dance, sexy,
Form: Limerick
Susie, the Floozie
I had a rival whose name was 'Susie'
The streetwalker I'd nicknamed 'the floozie'
Through the night she would strut
Wiggling her pudgy butt
If only I'd been holding an Uzi!
One night Susie and I had quite a spat
She called me a brat. I chided, "You're fat!"
But when she pulled my hair
I felt my temper flare
Bellowed at her, "Susie,
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Categories:
floozie, anger, silly,
Form: Limerick
Me and My Floozie
Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie
Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy”
Amazing, amazing
Toupee raising
So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie
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Categories:
floozie, fun,
Form: Limerick
Flossie, the Floozie
At night Flossie often went cruising.
With men, she went way beyond schmoozing.
So freely she bed-hopped;
then one day her fun stopped.
How'd she get the clap? So confusing!
Promiscuous people are daring!
While lovin' free, they may be sharing
more than they intended;
and then, to be mended,
they must have long-term doctor's caring.
Clap--gonorrhea
April 27, 2017
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Categories:
floozie, lust, pain, passion,
Form: Limerick