Floozie Poems - Poems about Floozie

She was dressed like a flamingo floozie Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie! Wearing a shade of pink She flirted with a wink I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie Soozie was once a he-man. Way back when Turned into a Barbie doll... do ya Ken? Overdid the implants Axed the bulge in her pants I heard tell her name used...

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Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob Tried dismembering him but botched the job Disgruntled with all men She vowed to try again When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob Soozie was livid! You should've seen her She couldn't hide her savage demeaner This time her plan would work She would castrate the jerk Missed again...charged with a misdawiener Bob's thingy is...

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Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle Her massive boobs she likes to dangle They look like ripe fruit Guys think she’s so cute Observing them from every angle!...

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I had a rival whose name was 'Susie' The streetwalker I'd nicknamed 'the floozie' Through the night she would strut Wiggling her pudgy butt If only I'd been holding an Uzi! One night Susie and I had quite a spat She called me a brat. I chided, "You're fat!" But when she pulled my hair I felt my temper flare Bellowed at her, "Susie,...

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Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy” Amazing, amazing Toupee raising So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie...

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At night Flossie often went cruising. With men, she went way beyond schmoozing. So freely she bed-hopped; then one day her fun stopped. How'd she get the clap? So confusing! Promiscuous people are daring! While lovin' free, they may be sharing more than they intended; and then, to be mended, they must have long-term doctor's caring. Clap--gonorrhea April 27, 2017...

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