Floozie Poems - Poems about Floozie

... She was dressed like a flamingo floozie Her big boobs and booty ~ what a doozie! Wearing a shade of pink She flirted with a wink I ran away from Wicked Witch, Soozie Soozie was once a he-man......Read the rest...

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......Read the rest...

...Soozie was angry with her boyfriend, Bob Tried dismembering him but botched the job Disgruntled with all men She vowed to try again When she found him in bed with her friend, Rob Soozie was li......Read the rest...

...Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle Her massive boobs she likes to dangle They look like ripe fruit Guys think she’s so cute Observing them from every angle!......Read the rest...

...I had a rival whose name was 'Susie' The streetwalker I'd nicknamed 'the floozie' Through the night she would strut Wiggling her pudgy butt If only I'd been holding an Uzi! One night Susie and......Read the rest...

...litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma love shouldn't be a pile of rags I was playing pinkie dinkie with next door Suzie Woozy her father was CIA a spy catcher with a big spy catcher mitt t......Read the rest...

...I can’t forget that fateful night Filled with torture and pain, When my world was slowly shattered When my soul was bruised and slain. I can’t forget the loneliness I felt when I got home, To......Read the rest...

...Luisa ran from where she’d stood at the approach of the crowd, they wanted no whores on their street, and had told her so fairly loud. Some threw metal cans, road debris, as they pushed on, dead......Read the rest...

...My middle aged spread is just spreading So I thought I should join a new gym Got to fit in my dress for a wedding With some exercise I could get thin I’ve got these new gym pants th......Read the rest...

...Bright skies on the horizon from where I sit Uplifting my spirits but I'm afraid to admit Takes more than weather To make us feel better Need a young floozie to stroke my bits......Read the rest...

...I saw her comin', guitar a hummin, An' a smile on her face lit up the night I said,"My you're pretty, but this ain't the city - You're ridin' alone an' travellin' light." She said,"That I am an......Read the rest...

...Just watched a fantastic science fiction movie Amazing effects, they were so totally “groovy” Amazing, amazing Toupee raising So realistic, it blew away me and my floozie......Read the rest...

...At night Flossie often went cruising. With men, she went way beyond schmoozing. So freely she bed-hopped; then one day her fun stopped. How'd she get the clap? So confusing! Promiscuous peop......Read the rest...

...Flo Floozie will always be seen on St. Pat's Day covered in green, except for her rear. The message is clear: Pinch gently here, guys. Don't be mean! March 18, 2016......Read the rest...

...The thought of meeting the love of your life Can cause you to lose your cool Stumbling over words and fidgeting about Just like a boy out of school It's a common reaction, it happ......Read the rest...