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07/30/23

Suzie the Floozie - Bawdy Limerick

Pole dancer her name’s Suzie Spangle
Her massive boobs she likes to dangle
They look like ripe fruit
Guys think she’s so cute
Observing them from every angle!

bodydancesexylimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

August 21, 2023 at 10:18 AM

Massive, huh?! No wonder they like every angle! Congratulations Jan! :)

Jeff Connelly

August 20, 2023 at 12:41 PM

Bodily bawdy... Gotta love limericks. Thanks Jan

Suzanne Delaney

August 18, 2023 at 6:14 PM

Good one, Jan: Congratulations I thought it was about me for a second. LOL SuZ

Tania Kitchin

August 18, 2023 at 1:55 PM

Jan, hilarious, congratulations on your first place win! hugs

Paula Goldsmith

August 18, 2023 at 1:17 PM

Back with congratulations. I enjoyed reading this Fun read again. Have a great day/weekend...............

Jan Allison

August 18, 2023 at 1:26 PM

Thanks Paula:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Miller

August 18, 2023 at 2:52 AM

Love it! Congratulations, ha ha ha my validation code to send this comment is XDD!

Jan Allison

August 18, 2023 at 1:25 PM

Lol Thanks Terry:-) hugs Jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

August 2, 2023 at 5:08 PM

LOL. Captured the essence again Jan! :)

Jan Allison

August 18, 2023 at 1:25 PM

thanks Linda:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

August 1, 2023 at 1:49 PM

I really like this. Just like a guy!

Jan Allison

August 2, 2023 at 7:58 AM

lol thanks Andrea xx

Ilene Bauer

July 30, 2023 at 2:35 PM

very funny, jan! perfect for the contest...

Jan Allison

July 31, 2023 at 5:11 AM

I decided to change it from my original idea which was probably a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

July 30, 2023 at 1:41 PM

Side splitting Jan, hilarious… Belle

Jan Allison

July 31, 2023 at 5:10 AM

Glad you liked it Belle :-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

July 30, 2023 at 12:27 PM

A creative/fun Limerick write/picture. A fun read. "Good Luck" Have a great day/week.............

Jan Allison

July 31, 2023 at 5:10 AM

thanks Paula:-) hugs jan xx

Suzette Richards

July 30, 2023 at 10:48 AM

You are a screem a minute... Lol.. love this one :)

Jan Allison

July 30, 2023 at 10:55 AM

Thanks Suz, it's amended from the original one i posted which was probably a little too bawdy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

July 30, 2023 at 9:51 AM

Yep I’ve got to admit Jan, I’ve looked over your Suzie diagram, and limerick, and cannot find one bad angle, lol! great one for the contest, cheers David

Jan Allison

July 30, 2023 at 9:51 AM

hahaha thanks David:-) hugs jan xx

Paige Turner

July 30, 2023 at 9:49 AM

made me laugh Jan x

Jan Allison

July 30, 2023 at 9:51 AM

Thanks Paige, iIhad to tone it down as it was a little too bawdy before lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane

July 30, 2023 at 8:40 AM

Oh Jan! I had no clue what your limerick was about, but it looks like I stated the case correctly in my limerick entry. Hats off to you, but nothing else, chick!

Jan Allison

July 30, 2023 at 9:00 AM

I've changed it lol its a little less bawdy now lol

Jan Allison

July 30, 2023 at 8:41 AM

hahaha thanks Lin its deffo bawdy lol