They called him Skipper, Skipper, fighting the lightning,
No one you see, more careless than he.
And we know Skipper, sleeps in the deep as he wonders,
Lying there under, under the sea!
Categories:
flipper, humorous,
Form: Lyric
releasing beta-endolphins enhances your unique porpoise
Categories:
flipper, fun, humor, word play,
Form: Monoku
I love the furniture flipper shows
Where people buy old furniture, fix it up
And sell it for hopefully a profit
The furniture I love often remains unsold
Whereas the items I think will never sell
Are usually the first things to be purchased
As these flippers repurpose and recreate furniture
I wonder how in the world they can use azure and lime
Not realizing their brilliance until the product is complete
It is rare that I do not truly like at least one of their products
I can watch these shows for hours. Amazed at talents of others
Loving the risk takers who fearlessly create new out of old.
Categories:
flipper, woman, women,
Form: Narrative
Stripper Who Was A Finger Flipper
All that she wore was her each slipper,
Which is why they called her a stripper;
Pretty precocious;
Flipping ferocious;
We have heard she is a skinny dipper.
Jim Horn
Categories:
flipper, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Have you ever been a bad finger flipper
Feels SO good when the situation's a gripper
You'll know when it happens
Stead of soiling your depends
Raise the finger, stead of being a fence sitter
Categories:
flipper, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Have you ever in your life been a bad finger flipper
Feels REAL good when the situation's a gripper
You'll know when it happens
Stead of soiling your depends
Stand up, send the finger signal, stead of a fence sitter
Categories:
flipper, fun,
Form: Limerick
On Each Foot a Flipper Flopper
After he had so eloquently elaborated
Problems and obstacles were created
Spirits of supporters should be uplifted
Away from subject topic always drifted.
If euphoria really was originally European
Was now In America and we were seeing
To bright Bernie's answers have to yield
From out of pure blue or place in left field.
A monumental, moving experience had been
And like a revolving door going out and in
Continuous, constant complaining was yelling
What could be next story he would be telling?
From his speech writers was always a leech
Can tell by his each and every canned speech
Maybe what he might do for a show stopper
Wear goggles and on each foot a flipper flopper.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Categories:
flipper, allegory, analogy,
Form: Couplet