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A Bad Finger Flipper

Have you ever in your life been a bad finger flipper
Feels REAL good when the situation's a gripper
You'll know when it happens
Stead of soiling your depends
Stand up, send the finger signal, stead of a fence sitter

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Patricia Cresswell

September 20, 2017 at 9:46 PM

You made me smile it is worth gold.

Jack Ellison

September 21, 2017 at 5:57 AM

TRUE!!! Smiles are worth gold! Got a million of 'rm for you!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

September 20, 2017 at 9:48 AM

In his book, "The Art of the Flip"//Sir Jackson says it is hip//to fling a zinger//with your middle finger//when someone gives a bad trip. FLIP ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison

September 20, 2017 at 10:05 AM

This mature upstanding individual would never "bad finger" anyone!!! So to speak!!!

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart

September 20, 2017 at 8:31 AM

I'm more of just a bird watcher.

Jack Ellison

September 20, 2017 at 8:36 AM

I'm proug of you dear Mo! The world needs more peeps like you!!! Lovesies! xxx

Russell Sivey

September 20, 2017 at 6:14 AM

I don't do that Jack, due to what it means, it's very offensive! It just causes more problems than it's worth! You could get this huge guy coming after you to pummel you if you are not careful! I surely loved this poem nonetheless my friend! What a grand piece, a fun read this morning! Great Work!!

Jack Ellison

September 20, 2017 at 6:51 AM

It's only for a silly limerick Russell! LOL

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