Flak Poems | Examples

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Crystal Cast

Crystal ball, thy spirit.
Cast thee a mighty spell.
Vision sacred, let's hear it.
Voice of mine, pell-mell.

Tress and trawler, set thy hooks.
River bed to dredge.
Recipes we learned in books?
Formation wide wedge.

Coal, control, bell toll, sail, soul.
Down the delta wide.
Wasteland, when you set a goal.
Woe, when you betide.

Chicken farm, thy tender.
Politics, tough thy game.
Doubtless, O staunch defender.
Catabothron, quay, claim.

Current, channel. Atmosphere.
Particles, spread out.
Cloud cover, sere or severe?
Cannibal, red rout!

Trickle, stickleback. Code crack.
Fortresses, thy stack.
Under attack? Snicker-snack.
Flak ahead? Shellac.

Yawndrift, yucca, yellow eyes.
Oceanic rift.
Circumspect the council's cries?
Petrify, wood. Gift.

Bank, holding of money.
Tornado, spinning fast.
Clown, well, life is funny.
Mead honey, my good ghast?

Cannibal Coal

Crystal ball, thy spirit.
Cast thee a mighty spell.
Vision sacred, let's hear it.
Voice of mine, pell-mell.

Tress and trawler, set thy hooks.
River bed to dredge.
Recipes we learned in books?
Formation, wild wedge.

Coal, control, bell toll, sail, soul.
Down the delta wide.
Wasteland, when you set a goal.
Woe, when you betide.

Chicken farm, thy tender.
Politics, tough thy game.
Doubtless, O defender.
Katabothron, quay, claim.

Current, channel. Atmosphere.
Particles, spread out.
Cloud cover, sere or severe?
Cannibal, red rout!

Trickle, stickleback. Code crack.
Fortresses, thy stack.
Under attack? Dinner pack.
Flak ahead? Shellac.

Yawndrift, yucca, yellow eyes.
Oceanic rift.
Circumspect the council's cries?
Petrify, wood. Gift.

Bank, holding of money.
Tornado, spinning fast.
Clown, well, life is funny.
Mead honey, my good ghast?

Premium Member Flak Kaserne

There once was a team overseas
Who fielded with power and ease
At Flak Kaserne they played
And a loss they did evade
With a season that aimed to appease

The Finance squad stood fifteen and oh
With one final ball game to go
They expected a win
Until fate settled in
And sullied his confident glow

A liner came sailing towards me
To left center where hesitance be
One pause in the chase
Let the ball slip past my face
And under my glove, I set the ball free

The bases were cleared in the ninth
And victory vanished from sight
Though fifteen-and-one
Was still proudly won
That play being relived in my mind


Have I got News for You is back


Always so lovely to have you back

Our favourite hack on all out attack

Not on your nelly HIGNFY telly crack (or old school smack)

Coz seedier media’s been so so slack

Greedier bottom feeder out of whack

Needier all we lack but dole out cack

Deplore how on the poor they snack

Hislop strop stops slop gets us on track

Everything broken & black he's our jack

Still got the knack got em on the rack

Leader of the pack with a stack of flak

Won’t change tack will get em the sack

Burn baby burn.. the return of the mack

Premium Member Coins Made Of Chocolate

Coins made of chocolate, in a string bag
Bought for myself in case my spirits sag
But little can knock my good cheer off its feet
So, those chocolate coins are my own secret treat

I buy them to decorate my Christmas tree
But soon comprehend that the grand-kids would see
The one selfish gift that I buy annually
Those coins made of chocolate… I buy… just for me

In all other ways there’s a shirt on my back
That I would give you if you’ve taken some flak
If my kind demeanour has one little crack
It’s those chocolate coins in that little string sack

It’s not like I hide my treats in a locked room
With a sign saying, “Keep Out, or Meet Thy Own Doom”
But those chocolate coins, when I stash them away
Fall behind things not used since some long ago day

So now, here I sit, and Christmas is gone
I gaze at the TV at whatever’s on
And then I recall that my chocolate gift
Merely needs ‘peeling’ to give me a lift

The grand-kids are gone and the wife is in bed
“Go get your choccies,” the sneak in me said
And now I sit here facing one of life’s fails
I cannot eat foil… but I just clipped my nails!

Baz Bull

Rad mad hatter batter approach

Kiwi coach who Key did poach

It seems he is beyond reproach


When it really matters in tatters

Castle clatters Ashes hope shatters

Our guys bowling pies on platters

Memes scatter legacies splatters

Egos not heroes BazBull flatters


The urn won’t return with the Mac

Yearn but burn totally out off whack

Concern can’t learn not got the knack


Brendon a torn forlorn tendon on the rack

But will still earn a packet deserves a smack

Bitten not smitten his racket of cricket crack

Wouldn't change tack and deserves the sack


The hack pack giving him a stack of flak

Finally a step back from just all out attack

Too little too late the recurring soundtrack

Whittled & skittled fate well we were cack


Drunk monkeys just sunk spunky flunkies

Lack guts gumption gusto were so slack

The lies spool pulls over our eyes the wool

Must backtrack no crackerjack comeback


Debunk the funk & gist of narcissist gunk junkies

Cool over old school fool rule of Baz (load of ) Bull
 
Time these harlots & charlatans brought Test best back


So who are the Has Beens ?


Appalling.. hard not to diss the taking the piss

No not talking about the corking bliss of Travis  

Bazball calling card just a scarred hubris abyss


Head’s rabid ripsnorter slaughter so rapid

Livid our boys stupid not vivid instead vapid


Fan fury wishing they will stop fishing

Hack jury dishing out flak still swishing 


Go toe to toe with our oldest coldest foe

Blow by blow new low ego the worst woe


Wickets in a row..have a go free flow they all crow

Forget every aficionado all about Bazball bravado

Can hear them say no other way to play we know


Can’t teach reach each puppet that Mac did bestow 

Beseech after another breach it’s the Muppet show


Boycott & Vaughan did warn along with many ex baggie greens

After the laughter at rafter of dafter scenes…still chill your beans

Really.. Stokes bespoke blokes choked were smoked...“Has Beens”!

Ashes Flashes

Baggy green pledge..be mean one could allege 

New depths seen to dredge vent spleen sledge

Obscene lexicon ledge to get that slight edge


What do you know here we go first blow

Folks well blokes pokes jokes at Stokes

Campaigner entertainer a cocky complainer


Yawn..forlorn well worn scorn of Kiwi born

Ropey guff about Bazball stuff being dopey

Out of whack flak attack now back on track

Aussie stacks of hacks on a have a go retainer


Haven’t forgotten when Jonny went Rotten

Lost his cool in that whole Lord’s Baz brawl

When Ben’s mens’ gall did enthrall and appall


So one trite slight after another in a row

In a cruel crow from our oldest coldest foe

They bestow their woe of “average Joe”


Get snooty about the beauty of our Rooty

Get fruity saying our defender’s a pretender

Won’t ever get one booty ton while on Oz duty

Just what you’d predict from a convict offender


You wait mate..till your guest & great contender for 

Crest of Test best goes on a big spender bender

Tandoori or Tangerine Tan shorts no2

Satsuma Tumour

Sense of Humour?

That Groomer Rumour


Cometh the Hour

Cometh the TAN!


People Power Glower should Flower

Grassy brassy knolls

But proles at the polls

Sold their Souls


To joust like Faust

Ignore Marcel Proust

Cower before the Ivory Tower


Odd bod elite’s law 

Tweets of Sod and God

No Enlightening


Repeats the prism

Or algorithm beats
 
Every criticism schism 

“Ism”..a frightening..lightning rod


Pot..black..kettle knack

Debauched cheats pedal to the metal

Out of whack flak attack 

Unsettle our mettle

Plot to settle that score


Scorched and torched serfs

Any petal in fine fettle

& the earth's core

Sideways

You practice and you train,
you wrack your damn brain,
you push through the pain,
it still goes
sideways.

You’re up before dawn,
give it guts and brawn,
till the last ounce is gone,
it still goes
sideways.

You have all the tools,
and follow regs and rules,
like all the other fools,
it still goes
sideways.

You do it all right,
keep it in the fight,
hustling day and night,
it still goes
sideways.

No matter what you do,
how much you go through,
all the s*** you knew,
it still goes
sideways.

Sideways.
Sideways.
Always goes sideways.
Off the rails.
Off the track.
Backa**wards.
Catching flak.
Sideways.
Things get crazy.
S*** hits the fan.
Goes **** up.
Gotta pay the man.
Sideways.

Things gone south.
Went to the dogs.
Gone to hell.
Lost in the fog.
Just sideways.
Sideways.

Premium Member Volcano Maricano!

Held it in, so strong. 
For too damn long!
Bit my tongue, 
    it bled blood-red.
Cracks ran rampant,
    as the eruption spread,
    the pressure built.
The head-cap exploded -
Volcano Maricano!

Flash to Ash
Dread is Bled
Scene is Black
Flak is Sacked
Volcano Maricano!

Ashes flew, 
molten lava spew,
red burning streams
dribbling down,
defacing, everything in
its path! Smiling!

Flash to Ash
Dread is Bled
Scene is Black
Flak is Sacked
Volcano Maricano!
Volcano Maricano!

Premium Member emotional shrapnel

invincibility had been a difficult pastime 
the flak vest of insecurity and coverups 
had managed to inflate anxieties and fears
to the bursting point of impromptu explosion
 
the festering boil had to be lanced at any cost
for resentments anger hurt and self-harm to subside	
a bullet proof illusion was no longer an option
to call it friendly fire would be an understatement

what started as a splinter soon became a red-hot cudgel
incising the mind soul body complex of delusions
yet no more fully detached from valid emotions
he decided that having feeling was better than amnesia

Reactions

That's all she wrote,
It was all my doing,
The words she spoke,
Heavy and looming.

All my reactions,
Of anger and pain,
Because of her actions,
On me, a stain.

I tried my best,
To get you back,
You needed a vest,
For all my flak.

I'm sorry this is how it ends,
There's no other option I see,
My heart, it rends,
To be set free.

Premium Member Rejecting Interjection

In quiet tones, I speak out loud,
Let me speak freely, without disruption,
So hear me out, before you overcrowd.
For when unbroken, I avoid corruption.

Let me speak freely, without disruption,
To weave each word with thread so fine,
Like a tapestry interlaced, line on line.

So hear me out, before you overcrowd.
Your time will come to have your say,
When I'm sure you will make me pay.

For when unbroken, I avoid corruption.
My train of thought stays right on track,
Chugging along, without your flak attack.

Am I Light

Am I light or dispersed star
Scatter or straight to all earthly uneven
Whether the stray comet to unfollow
Chaos or chord to sundry upheavals
Mortal cry pebbles the enshrined path
Luminious moon guide where gleam
Wise that turn to sightless wanderer
Eternal furnace alloy even those flak
Whip of whims encage all beacons
Noble deeds dacay ,utterly numb
Trying our morale in turbulence of time
Comforts or clutter of needs ,indefinite
Men walk towards golden or grey gates
Surrender in mounting rungs and ropes
Dreams shatters like lifeless dunes
Homeless sands beneath benevolent sun
Arrays of aim pierce like pungent arrows
Win or wane for fit to survive in moor world
Featherless souls in sheer free fall;
Can there be ceaseless outbound fountain?
That fearless and frisk in favors
Solo my spirit sway all silos earth bring
Let mind sleeps sight on alpine snow
The genial breeze to free and glow
Altar the heart with care to unrest
Torch of mankind ablaze with brave
Holy human share blessings that unbent
Wish the nourishing rain to furtile and flow
Generous greats render and row.

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