Have I got News for You is back


Always so lovely to have you back

Our favourite hack on all out attack

Not on your nelly HIGNFY telly crack (or old school smack)

Coz seedier media’s been so so slack

Greedier bottom feeder out of whack

Needier all we lack but dole out cack

Deplore how on the poor they snack

Hislop strop stops slop gets us on track

Everything broken & black he's our jack

Still got the knack got em on the rack

Leader of the pack with a stack of flak

Won’t change tack will get em the sack

Burn baby burn.. the return of the mack
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