Females Poems

Premium Memberpirate sought by females

looter marauder
a freebooting buccaneer
plundering pirate

pish posh thievery
pillaging provoking
sought by females
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Categories: females, men,
Form: Senryu

A cheating cheetah

A cheetah was caught on the prowl,
Enticing the females with growl.
He’d vanish by night,
To mate with delight~
A lifestyle that makes others howl.





 

Written on: June 8th, 2025 8:13:00 AM
Contest: Out on a Lim
Contest Judged: June14th, 2025 4:53:00 AM
Sponsor: Joseph May
Placement: Second
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Categories: females, animal, lust, nature, nonsense,
Form: Limerick


i'm addicted to females

.

if they're from a country other than usa though
                 they'll have to have 
                         
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Categories: females, humor,
Form: Epigram

i invented the coy in females

.

                                  no i didn't


                  
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Categories: females, cute, write,
Form: Epigram

Premium MemberFootles On Females

Thank the Aid

Give nurse
a verse

Non-stop Housekeeper

Hyper
Wiper

Flattery for a Larger Woman

Call 'er
smaller

60's Model Gone Fat

Piggy
Twiggy

Blossomed Friendship

Two gals
now pals

June 12, 2021
for Brian Strand's 'ALL YOURS (Jun 12)' Poetry Contest
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Categories: females, humor,
Form: Footle


Balls Like Females

Balls like females 
Some to pick 
Some to kick
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Categories: females, woman,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberFemale Tigers

Nothing more dangerous than a tiger mama
We discovered this as we watched them taking a dip
One crowded another's baby and the fight was on
No warning. Just one loud roar.
There was snarling and biting, ripping and snapping
The male tigers ran to the comfort of the rocks
Scared of their women
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Categories: females, animal,
Form: Free verse

But It's All In the Game of Adolescence To Womanhood

Adolescence is usually such a hard game to play.
The game board is a complicated one to go through.
You worry, fear, love, say you can’t go through the day,
But it’s all in the game of adolescence to womanhood.

You try to be like everyone else,
But it seems your parents always bar the way.
“They don’t want me to
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Categories: females, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberFemales Finding Football Fame

For years the men have ruled the roost
so it’s high time ladies soccer got a boost
In July the winning team will lift the cup
it’ll be filled with bubbly for gals to sup!

Two teams will play in the final game
the winning side will see their name
as champions; this will open folks eyes
that soccer isn’t just a
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Categories: females, football, humorous, sports, tribute,
Form: Rhyme

Upon Espying Aesthetically Pleasing Females

I admit tubby distracted by a modeling
female physique when attempting to write,
an aching agony rips thru this son,
gripping with hard on – tight -
by Dickens constricting sensation,

who orbited the sun LX times
coon sitters himself heterosexual male,
where slumbering testosterone forces unite,
no matter my libido feels
deadened, this despite

the above mentioned
asthma ordinary devoid sexual drive,
when these eyes (brown
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Categories: females, absence, adventure, animal, art,
Form: Free verse

Dehydration Quenched On An Island With Females - Part 1

one  seventh heaven fantasy of this middle aged hetero
sexual mwm would be  to take the playbook of the late 
(recently deceased) Hugh Hefner. Said reverie constitutes 
servicing a gamut of women, whose plethora in numbers 
constitutes insatiable sexual propensity sans propinquity 
perp hussy.
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despite mine middle aged (baby boomer) mwm base line 
balled (though
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Categories: females, butterfly, desire, devotion, freedom,
Form: Free verse

Dehydration Quenched On An Island With Females - Part 2

gratifying grand PooBah gnashing happily. How envious 
eye feel. This generic guy hallucinates (walled within his 
lovely bones) incredulously, jealously, knowing lackluster 
marriage never ordained plentifully, quintessentially, royally, 
satisfying throbbing testosterone undulating vibrantly within 
xman yawping zen. Ah know this phallus fantasy tubby 
merely a whet pipe dream, yet no logic can extirpate 

frenziedly gyrations
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Categories: females, adventure, angel, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberKeeping Fit For Females - Parts 2 - 5

The only weight I want to lift is the diamond rings adorning my fingers

The only iron I’m pumping is to get the creases out of my clothes!

The only weight I'm lifting is my overloaded fork to my mouth

The only running I do is to get the last profiterole on the buffet table!

06-18-17
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Categories: females, body, giggle, humorous, sports,
Form: Monoku

Premium MemberKeeping Fit For Females

Keeping fit for females

forget the gym 
the only six-pack I want 
is chocolate!!!!

05-06-17
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Categories: females, body, humorous,
Form: Senryu

Premium MemberShame On Social Mores

Successive letters of the alphabet per line using A through S



Ann was born at a time when females lacked rights.
Both parents warned, her purity must be unphased. 
Chastity, shame and sin were lectured day and night,
dictating a future marriage in accord with social mores.
Each day, since a teen, she prayed love to be as hoped.
Fraught,
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Categories: females, culture, discrimination, gender, marriage,
Form: Rhyme

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