pirate sought by females
looter marauder
a freebooting buccaneer
plundering pirate
pish posh thievery
pillaging provoking
sought by females
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Categories:
females, men,
Form: Senryu
A cheating cheetah
A cheetah was caught on the prowl,
Enticing the females with growl.
He’d vanish by night,
To mate with delight~
A lifestyle that makes others howl.
Written on: June 8th, 2025 8:13:00 AM
Contest: Out on a Lim
Contest Judged: June14th, 2025 4:53:00 AM
Sponsor: Joseph May
Placement: Second
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Categories:
females, animal, lust, nature, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
i'm addicted to females
.
if they're from a country other than usa though
they'll have to have
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Categories:
females, humor,
Form: Epigram
Categories:
females, cute, write,
Form: Epigram
Footles On Females
Thank the Aid
Give nurse
a verse
Non-stop Housekeeper
Hyper
Wiper
Flattery for a Larger Woman
Call 'er
smaller
60's Model Gone Fat
Piggy
Twiggy
Blossomed Friendship
Two gals
now pals
June 12, 2021
for Brian Strand's 'ALL YOURS (Jun 12)' Poetry Contest
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Categories:
females, humor,
Form: Footle
Categories:
females, woman,
Form: Free verse
Female Tigers
Nothing more dangerous than a tiger mama
We discovered this as we watched them taking a dip
One crowded another's baby and the fight was on
No warning. Just one loud roar.
There was snarling and biting, ripping and snapping
The male tigers ran to the comfort of the rocks
Scared of their women
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Categories:
females, animal,
Form: Free verse
But It's All In the Game of Adolescence To Womanhood
Adolescence is usually such a hard game to play.
The game board is a complicated one to go through.
You worry, fear, love, say you can’t go through the day,
But it’s all in the game of adolescence to womanhood.
You try to be like everyone else,
But it seems your parents always bar the way.
“They don’t want me to
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Categories:
females, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Females Finding Football Fame
For years the men have ruled the roost
so it’s high time ladies soccer got a boost
In July the winning team will lift the cup
it’ll be filled with bubbly for gals to sup!
Two teams will play in the final game
the winning side will see their name
as champions; this will open folks eyes
that soccer isn’t just a
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Categories:
females, football, humorous, sports, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Upon Espying Aesthetically Pleasing Females
I admit tubby distracted by a modeling
female physique when attempting to write,
an aching agony rips thru this son,
gripping with hard on – tight -
by Dickens constricting sensation,
who orbited the sun LX times
coon sitters himself heterosexual male,
where slumbering testosterone forces unite,
no matter my libido feels
deadened, this despite
the above mentioned
asthma ordinary devoid sexual drive,
when these eyes (brown
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Categories:
females, absence, adventure, animal, art,
Form: Free verse
Dehydration Quenched On An Island With Females - Part 1
one seventh heaven fantasy of this middle aged hetero
sexual mwm would be to take the playbook of the late
(recently deceased) Hugh Hefner. Said reverie constitutes
servicing a gamut of women, whose plethora in numbers
constitutes insatiable sexual propensity sans propinquity
perp hussy.
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despite mine middle aged (baby boomer) mwm base line
balled (though
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Categories:
females, butterfly, desire, devotion, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Dehydration Quenched On An Island With Females - Part 2
gratifying grand PooBah gnashing happily. How envious
eye feel. This generic guy hallucinates (walled within his
lovely bones) incredulously, jealously, knowing lackluster
marriage never ordained plentifully, quintessentially, royally,
satisfying throbbing testosterone undulating vibrantly within
xman yawping zen. Ah know this phallus fantasy tubby
merely a whet pipe dream, yet no logic can extirpate
frenziedly gyrations
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Categories:
females, adventure, angel, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Keeping Fit For Females - Parts 2 - 5
The only weight I want to lift is the diamond rings adorning my fingers
The only iron I’m pumping is to get the creases out of my clothes!
The only weight I'm lifting is my overloaded fork to my mouth
The only running I do is to get the last profiterole on the buffet table!
06-18-17
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Categories:
females, body, giggle, humorous, sports,
Form: Monoku
Keeping Fit For Females
Keeping fit for females
forget the gym
the only six-pack I want
is chocolate!!!!
05-06-17
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Categories:
females, body, humorous,
Form: Senryu
Shame On Social Mores
Successive letters of the alphabet per line using A through S
Ann was born at a time when females lacked rights.
Both parents warned, her purity must be unphased.
Chastity, shame and sin were lectured day and night,
dictating a future marriage in accord with social mores.
Each day, since a teen, she prayed love to be as hoped.
Fraught,
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Categories:
females, culture, discrimination, gender, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
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