Feller Poems - Poems about Feller

Queen Checkmate

...
There was a young Lady who followed a Prince,
then became a Princess when she kissed a frog,
I don't know why — perhaps she's Di.

This same young Lady married the dog,
not a hog to ma...

Earth

...Dope seller
Fine feller
Give me the fuel
For the duel
Cruel empire
Holy spire
Power of poetic thoughts lots
Humans ate eat or are food
Every meat company should be sued
But really dont we en...

The Horse Named Maybe

...I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe she weren't--
the first thing she did was dump me in dirt.
...

Plugging up the boards again

...The reasons why ink’s sometimes bled
do not always have to be said,
but here is the gist:
this helps climb the list
of grinders, some live and some dead.

Some feel that last line’s in poor tas...

There Ain't No Double Trouble

...A feller I met with a twinkle in his eye 
Quite the enigma you see.
Said, "I ain't got no dough... not a single penny!"
Said he, "ain't got no cash... not a single plug for a cup o' tea."

"Coul...

An Old Shovel

...In 1890, cowboy Bob Womack found gold at the base of lofty Pikes Peak!
In short order a ramshackle town was founded called Cripple Creek.
Hordes of gamblers, 'soiled doves' and prospectors hopin' t...

Romance adrift

...Girlfriend: so, where’s my birthday gift?
Boyfriend: look, there’s a car near lift,
Sure, you like that colour,
Wow, of course, smart feller, 
Here’s your lipstick, same shade—
Last words indeed...

A Forty-Niner Named Wiggins

...The word of discovery of gold in '49 in Californy raced across the nation!
Why, it was said you could fill a bushel basket full with little botheration!
This appealed to a young feller in Boston to...

No Politickin' In Soup Creek

...The oldest citizen of Soup Creek, Nopaul E. Ticks, posed to show his support for the town council's ban on politicians.

I hear that nasty Trump feller, wants to stump in Soup Creek.
He wro...

Hard Times

...Snows caps on the far hills
it's gonna be a hard one.
I drive to town for some lumber,
check out a new generator
old ones on the fritz.

Folks got some winter gear on already.
At the hardware ...

Darlin

...These low hills are running with deer this morning,
they have come down to graze on the sweetest grass.
On the meadows buttercups have carpeted
the bottom land with sunshine.

In summer darlin u...

Barber Chop Quartet

...That long empty shop where they used to cut hair
Where all that remains is an old barber’s chair
The creak of the hinges might give you a scare
Should you care to recall what they say occurred the...

Phoebe Buffay and Ross Geller

...Phoebe Buffay 
Plays her guitar every day
She often sings ‘Smelly cat’
Sadly her voice is very flat

Ross Geller
Is quite a nerdy feller
He said Rachel’s name when he got wed
His ...

Pride and Joy

...Pride......and joy?

Pride is thinking that you know too much 
Thinking that the love you have is even half enough
It's clinging to honesty as if heard earnestly spoken
Or getting hurt and sayin...

Eating Fancy Today

...We are eat’n fancy today
My feller and me
Parking in spot three
Feeling happy and gay

We put our app into “intake”
And quickly check in
Waiting for our sausage and hot cake
McDonald’s, a con...

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