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Fannie Poems - Poems about Fannie

Premium Member Apropos of John H Doe
... Apropos of John H. Doe A name we all know Just like Uncle Sam ~ He too’s on the lam ____________________ 'Critics Corner' (......

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Categories: fannie, giggle, mystery, satire, usa,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Music Memories
...Music Memories I am flipping through my LP’s and forty-fives. Long ago memories captured for posterity. I look at the cover art, lost in today’s digital world. As I go th......

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Categories: fannie, music,
Form: List



Premium Member Far Rockaway
...Though little Suzie was wild about horses, she was too young to ride, At just five golden years old. Like summer faded, where nature sighed. Playful Suzie longed to visit Banbury Cross, a......

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Categories: fannie, celebration, child, dream, fantasy,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Yonah Ownah of the Eruv!
... Yonah, Ownah of the Eruv! Geo. Washington has the same birthday, Like George the Father of our Country, R’ Ribiat & Baila are blessed by many, Even TA’s Gabbai “By Jove!” Truly Baila’s roc......

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Categories: fannie, birthday, friend, jewish,
Form: Rhyme
A Mother’s Love
...Nature doesn't give a damn, she will sign off on a mom dog ripping open her puppy's belly sucked up its insides like it was chili topping on one of those hotdogs, you’d buy from a street vendor ......

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Categories: fannie, dog,
Form: Free verse



A Little Bit About Fannie
...I’m in awe of Fannie, my female Coton del Tulear since her pups were born, realizing now. She just played the idiot for our amusement, climbing on, and bouncing off furniture, she knows damn we......

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Categories: fannie, dog, pets,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Female Footle Slang Names: Part 2
...Big Bottom Gal Fannie Annie Senior Citizen Oldie Goldie The Cleverer One Sharper Harper Loves to Wear Negligees Lacey Gracie Weird-sounding Girl Nasal Hazel Miss O......

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Categories: fannie, girl,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Monoku In Song
...the first cut may not always be the deepest ~ but it's the bloodiest take a load off your fannie, Annie ~ but don't put your weight down on me stumbled over a chair and broke my leg ~ while dan......

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Categories: fannie, humor,
Form: Monoku
Premium Member Icity Dickity Splickity Splay
...ickity dickity splickity mertickity splay Homer and Oscar have both had a persnickety day They are dancing a swiggle wiggle jig, heading my way I love watching these identical leprechauns on St. P......

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Categories: fannie, march,
Form: Monorhyme
Flatulent Fannie
...Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy She blows out so much gas Foul vapor from her a$$ It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy Fannie lets 'em rip with......

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Categories: fannie, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Where's Mattie
...My real name is Billy, But my friends call me Silly. My girl friend's name is Nellie, and I have a twin brother name Stevie, whose girl friend's name is Shellie Kellie. A week ago, I met this......

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Categories: fannie, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member What Has Happened Since Donald Trump Has Became President
...What has happened since Donald J. Trump has become and was elected as President of The United States of America by "The Electoral College",and not the majority vote of "American Citizens"? What ha......

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Categories: fannie, 11th grade, 7th grade,
Form: Ballad
R R R Rip
...Prayers are asked for the Reverend Hugh Whose most private parts just grew and grew When he saw Fannie It seems that Grannie Bit off a bit more than she could chew......

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Categories: fannie, eulogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Mary Yelvington 1876-1910
...Mary Yelvington 1876-1910 George Towne, now there was a man; Handsome as the devil; Strong as a bougainvillea vine. And married to the redoubtable Fannie Towne, Town shill, and occasional te......

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Categories: fannie, crush,
Form: Epitaph
The Picnic
...The little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see. Until one day, a raunchy rascal quaintly and shrewdly, Skinny and slippe......

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Categories: fannie, adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy,
Form: Alliteration

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