Long Fannie Poems
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The Bailout Ballad - the Layman's Lament
One day not long past our economy faltered
And wouldn’t improve if our course were unaltered.
'Cause we buy stuff at Wal-Mart (where things are dirt cheap)
'Cause they buy from China (treats workers like sheep
(So farmers left...
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Categories:
fannie, business, humor, humorous, money, political, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Force For Good
a force for good
(for john coltrane and ahmed obafemi
based on ‘trane’s treatment of ‘nature boy’)
“…I wanna be a force for good…”
-John Coltrane
…there was a man…
a very brave, enchanted man…
and he spoke of many things…
peace...
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Categories:
fannie, appreciation, dedication, uplifting,
Form:
Free verse
Far Rockaway
Though little Suzie was wild about horses, she was too young to ride,
At just five golden years old. Like summer faded, where nature sighed.
Playful Suzie longed to visit Banbury Cross, a place she had not...
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Categories:
fannie, celebration, child, dream, fantasy, fun, nature, nursery
Form:
Couplet
The Picnic
The little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see.
Until one day, a raunchy rascal quaintly and shrewdly, Skinny and slippery that he was,...
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Categories:
fannie, adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
What Has Happened Since Donald Trump Has Became President
What has happened since Donald J. Trump has become and was elected as President of The United States of America by "The Electoral College",and not the majority vote of "American Citizens"? What has happened since...
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Categories:
fannie, 11th grade, 7th grade, allah, angel, anxiety,
Form:
Ballad
George Towne 1847 - 1899
George W. Towne
1847 – 1899
From Iowa I came by restless wagon train.
From the mid-west I arrived
With satchel and silken scalp still intact.
I read Proverbs and Ecclesiastes to pass the time.
I read the Gospels of...
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Categories:
fannie, death,
Form:
Epitaph
Music Memories
Music Memories
I am flipping through my LP’s and forty-fives. Long ago memories captured for posterity. I look at the cover art, lost in today’s digital world. As I go through them, I think of the...
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Categories:
fannie, music,
Form:
List
Where's Mattie
My real name is Billy,
But my friends call me Silly.
My girl friend's name is Nellie,
and I have a twin brother name Stevie,
whose girl friend's name is Shellie Kellie.
A week ago, I met this guy...
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Categories:
fannie, friendship,
Form:
Rhyme
Read This Fast!
So we’re going on a picnic with the pygmy, Pixie Poggly, being the quirky queenly
quaintly quickly person she is and her friend a raunchy rascal reverently named
Andy Bailey. As you remember he was...
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Categories:
fannie, adventure, animals, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing
Form:
Alliteration
Jacob Luetweiler 1865-1948
Jacob Luetweiler
1865-1948
From Highland Illinois I travelled,
Travelled with wife, children and the family bible,
Came with stout brethren and brothers in the faith.
And my far-flung epitaph is this:
My friends, I have seen the rain!
I have held the...
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Categories:
fannie, death,
Form:
Epitaph
Flatulent Fannie
Fannie Strumpet is a flatulent floozy
With each wiggle her rump lets out a doozy
She blows out so much gas
Foul vapor from her a$$
It's asphyxiating and makes me woozy
Fannie lets 'em rip without hesitation
When I point...
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Categories:
fannie, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Mary Yelvington 1876-1910
Mary Yelvington
1876-1910
George Towne, now there was a man;
Handsome as the devil;
Strong as a bougainvillea vine.
And married to the redoubtable Fannie Towne,
Town shill, and occasional teetotaler of the dry brew!
Ol’ Fannie was oblivious to the...
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Categories:
fannie, crush,
Form:
Epitaph
Lucy Swain 1861-1896
Lucy Swain
1861 - 1896
Lies! Lies! All damnable lies!
I know the injustice of malicious gossip.
I know the outrage of a loose evil tongue.
In life, I was Lucy Swain, the maligned!
I was Lucy Swain, the indignant!
In truth,...
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Categories:
fannie, death,
Form:
Epitaph
Prince Fred
Once upon a time there lived a frog named Fred
Fred was a Prince, but he was unwed
So he sent word through the kingdom that he needed a bride
Tammy the green gowned lass blushed with pride
As...
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Categories:
fannie, nature, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Candidates
The highest office in our land will soon be decided.
Opponents spar, both tooth and nail; reputations derided.
“Just look at his voting record,” said one brash candidate.
“His radical positions are so quick to desecrate.
Promptly, and...
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Categories:
fannie, political, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Icity Dickity Splickity Splay
ickity dickity splickity mertickity splay
Homer and Oscar have both had a persnickety day
They are dancing a swiggle wiggle jig, heading my way
I love watching these identical leprechauns on St. Patrick’s day
ickity dickity splickity mertickity blarney...
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Categories:
fannie, march,
Form:
Monorhyme
A Little Bit About Fannie
I’m in awe of Fannie, my female Coton del Tulear
since her pups were born, realizing now.
She just played the idiot for our amusement,
climbing on, and bouncing off furniture,
she knows damn well, 'she’s not allowed on'.
Running...
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Categories:
fannie, dog, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Apropos of John H Doe
Apropos of John H. Doe
A name we all know
...
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Categories:
fannie, giggle, mystery, satire, usa,
Form:
Couplet
Visitor From the Past
She floats into the room -
Miss Fannie Lou Nance,
her long black dress
flowing without movement
as though adorning
a mannequin on wheels,
her small hat perched
on her elegant white hair.
A soft black cape warms
her shoulders, highlighting
the lovely broach at...
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Categories:
fannie, fashion,
Form:
Free verse
Freddie and Fannie
Hey Freddie and Fannie
I am not your nanny,
yet I gave you the big pill
made of 800 bil.
Tell your buddies on Wall Street
whose mothers they would cheat,
that we’re throwin’ the law book
at each scumbag crook.
We’ll seize...
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Categories:
fannie, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Freddie and Fannie, Youtube
Hey Freddie and Fannie
I am not your nanny,
yet I gave you the big pill
made of 800 bil.
Tell your buddies on Wall Street
whose mothers they would cheat,
that we’re throwin’ the law book
at each scumbag crook.
We’ll seize...
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Categories:
fannie, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Mother’s Love
Nature doesn't give a damn,
she will sign off on a mom dog
ripping open her puppy's belly
sucked up its insides like it was chili topping
on one of those hotdogs, you’d buy from
a street vendor downtown, and.
Sweet...
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Categories:
fannie, dog,
Form:
Free verse
Yonah Ownah of the Eruv!
Yonah, Ownah of the Eruv!
Geo. Washington has the same birthday,
Like George the Father of our Country,
R’ Ribiat & Baila are blessed by many,
Even TA’s Gabbai “By Jove!”
Truly Baila’s rock solid “Belay”,
In Detroit, Yonah made his...
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Categories:
fannie, birthday, friend, jewish,
Form:
Rhyme