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Falsies
Falsies Poems - Poems about Falsies
A Whimsical Tale
...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted From my wandering unbalanced brain What's that you say? I seem totally normal? Nothing odd till silliness erupts again Not sure there's help ......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
falsies,
fun,
Form:
Rhyme
A Sweet Loving Soul
...To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul Haven't lied to you since being granted parole For beating an old lady She was about eighty Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
falsies,
me,
Form:
Limerick
A Whimsical Tale
...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted From my wandering unbalanced brain What's that you say? I seem totally normal? Nothing different, silliness emotes again Not sure there's hel......
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©
Jack Ellison
Categories:
falsies,
fun,
Form:
Quatrain
Potential Exponential Essential Poems
...Potential Exponential Essential Poems Indicated was syndicated so eradicated. Annoyed, deployed, destroyed An apostle who was Pentecostal Being hostile and should be docile. Had been hik......
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©
James Horn
Categories:
falsies,
allegory, analogy,
Form:
I do not know?
Hooker's Got Paid
...I can repeat the beat without knowing what I’m saying Just clap......
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John Beam
Categories:
falsies,
abuse, anger, angst, anti
Form:
Lyric
The Amish Mafia Part 2
...After escaping the amish clan and returning back home, looked like someone followed me a peculiar looking man, seemed like everywhere I'd go he'd be right there, like something out of a stalki......
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©
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
falsies,
adventure, humor, , western,
Form:
Light Verse
Have You Ever Hidden An Ide Before
...Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before? To where would I be riding and abiding? If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding Who had forgotten to bring his starch Then turned out being in an ide of M......
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©
James Horn
Categories:
falsies,
humorous, introspection,
Form:
Couplet
Where Frozen Embers Still Burn : the Funny Version
...where frozen embers still burn my doctor says is a thing you earn i ask him if it is a large mass as he quietly looks up my ass i politely tell him it is on this side not there he says he is b......
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©
Maurice Yvonne
Categories:
falsies,
romance,
Form:
Rhyme
With Apologies To Joyce Kilmer
...?I thought that I would never see Another macho man like me. Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger, Who never shirked in face of danger. But that ancient myth was soon dissolved, When my wife aske......
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©
Frederick Moore
Categories:
falsies,
clothes, humor, parody,
Form:
Rhyme
Aye, Aye and a Mistress Contest
...Inspired by Deborah Guzzi's contest 3 poems alliteration, acrostic, and ABC poem together on one page. Sunshine Under blue skies Naked flesh revived Sensually stimulating Hours become minut......
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©
Doris Culverhouse
Categories:
falsies,
funny
Form:
ABC
Padded Bra
...(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) It was a horrible thing that I saw. My girlfriend wears a padded bra. Her chest is flatter than a pancake. It made me mad because her boobs are fake. She got excited......
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©
Randy Johnson
Categories:
falsies,
funny
Form:
Rhyme