Falsies Poems - Poems about Falsies

...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted From my wandering unbalanced brain What's that you say? I seem totally normal? Nothing odd till silliness erupts again Not sure there's help ......

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...To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul Haven't lied to you since being granted parole For beating an old lady She was about eighty Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>......

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...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted From my wandering unbalanced brain What's that you say? I seem totally normal? Nothing different, silliness emotes again Not sure there's hel......

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...Potential Exponential Essential Poems Indicated was syndicated so eradicated. Annoyed, deployed, destroyed An apostle who was Pentecostal Being hostile and should be docile. Had been hik......

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...I can repeat the beat without knowing what I’m saying Just clap......

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...After escaping the amish clan and returning back home, looked like someone followed me a peculiar looking man, seemed like everywhere I'd go he'd be right there, like something out of a stalki......

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...Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before? To where would I be riding and abiding? If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding Who had forgotten to bring his starch Then turned out being in an ide of M......

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...where frozen embers still burn my doctor says is a thing you earn i ask him if it is a large mass as he quietly looks up my ass i politely tell him it is on this side not there he says he is b......

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...?I thought that I would never see Another macho man like me. Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger, Who never shirked in face of danger. But that ancient myth was soon dissolved, When my wife aske......

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...Inspired by Deborah Guzzi's contest 3 poems alliteration, acrostic, and ABC poem together on one page. Sunshine Under blue skies Naked flesh revived Sensually stimulating Hours become minut......

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...(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM) It was a horrible thing that I saw. My girlfriend wears a padded bra. Her chest is flatter than a pancake. It made me mad because her boobs are fake. She got excited......

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