A Whimsical Tale
...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted
From my wandering unbalanced brain
What's that you say? I seem totally normal?
Nothing odd till silliness erupts again
Not sure there's help ...
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Categories:
falsies, fun,
Form: Rhyme
A Sweet Loving Soul
...To be honest, I'm a sweet loving soul
Haven't lied to you since being granted parole
For beating an old lady
She was about eighty
Falsies fell out, and she choked on a hairball>center>...
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Categories:
falsies, me,
Form: Limerick
A Whimsical Tale
...Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted
From my wandering unbalanced brain
What's that you say? I seem totally normal?
Nothing different, silliness emotes again
Not sure there's hel...
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Categories:
falsies, fun,
Form: Quatrain
Potential Exponential Essential Poems
...Potential Exponential Essential Poems
Indicated was syndicated so eradicated.
Annoyed, deployed, destroyed
An apostle who was Pentecostal
Being hostile and should be docile.
Had been hik...
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Categories:
falsies, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Hooker's Got Paid
...I can repeat the beat without knowing what I’m saying Just clap...
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Categories:
falsies, abuse, anger, angst, anti
Form: Lyric
The Amish Mafia Part 2
...After escaping the amish clan
and returning back home,
looked like someone followed me
a peculiar looking man,
seemed like everywhere
I'd go he'd be right there,
like something out of a
stalki...
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Categories:
falsies, adventure, humor, , western,
Form: Light Verse
Have You Ever Hidden An Ide Before
...Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before?
To where would I be riding and abiding?
If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding
Who had forgotten to bring his starch
Then turned out being in an ide of M...
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Categories:
falsies, humorous, introspection,
Form: Couplet
Where Frozen Embers Still Burn : the Funny Version
...where frozen embers still burn
my doctor says is a thing you earn
i ask him if it is a large mass
as he quietly looks up my ass
i politely tell him it is on this side not there
he says he is b...
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Categories:
falsies, romance,
Form: Rhyme
With Apologies To Joyce Kilmer
...?I thought that I would never see
Another macho man like me.
Ex-green Beret and Airborne Ranger,
Who never shirked in face of danger.
But that ancient myth was soon dissolved,
When my wife aske...
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Categories:
falsies, clothes, humor, parody,
Form: Rhyme
Aye, Aye and a Mistress Contest
...Inspired by Deborah Guzzi's contest
3 poems alliteration, acrostic, and ABC poem together on one page.
Sunshine
Under blue skies
Naked flesh revived
Sensually stimulating
Hours become minut...
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Categories:
falsies, funny
Form: ABC
Padded Bra
...(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM)
It was a horrible thing that I saw.
My girlfriend wears a padded bra.
Her chest is flatter than a pancake.
It made me mad because her boobs are fake.
She got excited...
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Categories:
falsies, funny
Form: Rhyme