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A Whimsical Tale

Here's a whimsical tale I've just concocted From my wandering unbalanced brain What's that you say? I seem totally normal? Nothing odd till silliness erupts again Not sure there's help for this kind of mind No pills can help, doc said try vodka Strange prescription but he was totally at a loss He's fully qualified but I don't think I oughtta He then said try transcen-dental medication That's for tooth decay, I wear falsies Scratch that, perhaps I'll try writing poetry Hang on! That's what I'm doing now, silly me Maybe another cute whimsical tale will help About creepy little critters who snort Not their fault, born with only one nostril Located inside your colorful shorts Now how about that, that's kinda whimsical Don't hear that in small talk at the office More likely to hear who's messing with who Or who's wearing those stinky socks Seems like I'm at a loss to come up with an answer To this strange predicament that afflicts me Everyone's stumped, people shy away think I'm nutso Best to just let them babble on, most agree Hey Babylon, there's a whimsical subject of sorts Will do some research and get back to you Far as me doth know it's a resort area in the Bahamas Time for my pills, been nice talking at youse

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Date: 10/11/2020 11:23:00 AM
Yes, dont forget your pills, don't go off the edge now lol. Good day Sir Jack. Tom
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Date: 10/11/2020 12:31:00 PM
I'll give it my best shot my friend! LOL Have a good one Thomas!