Have You Ever Hidden An Ide Before
Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before?
To where would I be riding and abiding?
If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding
Who had forgotten to bring his starch
Then turned out being in an ide of March.
I never have had an ide before
But taken for ride and ended up sore
Then when I marched into an ide
He and I crushed together and did collide.
Then when the ide became my idol
What would be hos omnipotent title
But when you lied and are an ide
Where will you be able to abide?
Could see ide was approaching shore
And not sure what he was looking for
Was it me not bright and being so dumb
So an ide someday will soon become.
What if I had been an ide honest and true?
Would I still be loved by all of you?
Can you really believe this for real
Ide was determined to be ideal
And of whole part that was so scary
They became Moe, Curly, Terry and Larry.
If you read this poem that I have done
You probably would be the only one
Who left your falsies in a frosted fridge
Then was thrown from London Bridge.
Couldn't resist. Yes, we both are getting excited
And one day by Queen may be knighted
Being great friends you will be invited
And all of England has become disquieted.
James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet
The falsies I was referring to was teeth replacements.
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015
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