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Have You Ever Hidden An Ide Before

Have You Ever Hidden an Ide Before?

To where would I be riding and abiding?

If and when I ran over a Glad Tiding

Who had forgotten to bring his starch

Then turned out being in an ide of March.


I never have had an ide before

But taken for ride and ended up sore

Then when I marched into an ide

He and I crushed together and did collide.


Then when the ide became my idol

What would be hos omnipotent title

But when you lied and are an ide

Where will you be able to abide?


Could see ide was approaching shore

And not sure what he was looking for

Was it me not bright and being so dumb

So an ide someday will soon become.

What if I had been an ide honest and true?

Would I still be loved by all of you?


Can you really believe this for real

Ide was determined to be ideal

And of whole part that was so scary

They became Moe, Curly, Terry and Larry.


If you read this poem that I have done

You probably would be the only one

Who left your falsies in a frosted fridge

Then was thrown from London Bridge.


Couldn't resist. Yes, we both are getting excited

And one day by Queen may be knighted

Being great friends you will be invited

And all of England has become disquieted.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran and Poet
The falsies I was referring to was teeth replacements.

Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2015

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