Expletive Poems - Poems about Expletive

... Quetzalcoatl, Moloch, NASA, SkyNet, poisonous satellites in pink and green, roam The Earth, raining reversed Rockets of the bloody fountain Discord of the Deep hordes,- reins......Read the rest...

...I won't risk telling people that don't care But I observe that dealing with being let down looks similar for two types The lacking in confidence return yearning to be liked The confident return as......Read the rest...

...February 29th, 2024 Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582 the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader (i.e. essentially paterfamilias among Roman Catholic flock) timely maneuvered around ......Read the rest...

...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......Read the rest...

...DISTURBING Last night at the witching hour, I was woken from a dream By the sound of ghostly howling And a shrill primaeval scream. I opened one eye cautiously And there ab......Read the rest...

... From the smallest of handbells to bells that are heavy, bells of all types make a large bevy. Small bells are often the tinkling kind like decorative ones in some stores we find. There are ......Read the rest...

...Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep Forlorn; bereft of golden (slippered) opportunities I weep; Three score and four years replete with mailer daemons, hence mindset adrip with self denou......Read the rest...

...I went out on Friday In entirely in the wrong frame of mind but everything was fine, although I've analysed myself in hindsight to within an inch of my life. Had a lift that arrived early so put ......Read the rest...

...M- March expletive cold A- aren’t we ready for April? R- ready for showers? C- changeover will hand Georgia: H- hades bless your heart iced te......Read the rest...

...Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023 Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf insync as a veritable clogged drain oh: flush with adventure overflowing exc......Read the rest...

...January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter for mass communication mediums stop the presses when I, a regular schlemiel take shampoo to......Read the rest...

...Germane generic geeky guy five sixths enroute to complete lxiv luxurious Earth orbits experienced chronic, demonic, physiologically hegemonic... irritable bowel syndrome without shadow of a do......Read the rest...

...What a time to be alive Though no one foresee the future But we've all got to fight for our life(expletive ) Dear, be thankful at this juncture With the past struggles of violence that slap......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse, when adorning buttons pop off undersized blouse which spurs yours truly to grouse, and ruffle mine tail feathers while li......Read the rest...

...Earlier today April 4th, 2022, which supersedes bald faced headlines pointing finger and Putin blame for Bucha killings squarely on head & shoulders of Russian autocrat, née yours truly lathe......Read the rest...