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February 29th, 2024
February 29th, 2024

Alternately titled: 111th leap year since 1582
the year Pope Gregory XIII world leader
(i.e. essentially paterfamilias among
Roman Catholic flock)
timely maneuvered around calendrical rock
and hard space implementing
viable system tracking years ad hoc
out of sync and...

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Categories: expletive, 12th grade, age, birth, celebration, fate, february,
Form: Rhyme



Legacy of Hiphop
And that is why... this platform is here for answers they can't deny...
It's a truth within a complexity that is standing high...
Let us follow the roots and explore the depths of its grand design...
Cause every...

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Categories: expletive, deep,
Form: I do not know?
Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep
Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep...

versus being alive 
predicated victory videre licet lunatic
if Trump trumped Kamala Harris
and stole 2024 presidential election,  
(whereat Musk bribed 
significant number of voters
handing out wads of cash)
courtesy underhanded modus operandi
and...

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Categories: expletive, absence, america, angst, beautiful, courage, death, humanity,
Form: Rhyme
A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,
A trunkful of recyclables patiently awaits,

(and cries out long day's journey into night,
no...not for Eugene O'Neill),
but rather being distributed
in their respective bins at Wegmans
Under the Elms

Dressed up in our Sunday finery,
(which attire frankly looks no...

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Categories: expletive, adventure, america, anger, appreciation, car, environment, husband,
Form: Free verse
An unexceptional turning point in our marriage
An unexceptional turning point in our marriage...

unexpectedly came about,
when possible prospect
of the wife going
to Puerto Rico by herself
(for a fêted celebration
of our eldest daughter
and her significant other,
which occurred years ago
courtesy justice of the peace)
attended by...

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Categories: expletive, absence, abuse, adventure, anger, appreciation, betrayal, celebration,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Found Phone - a Short Story
I was running some errands and stopped into the little waterfront restaurant for a late lunch.  It was kind of that in-between lunch and dinner time hour, so the place was completely empty.

I ordered...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: expletive, mystery, me, time, voice, me, time, voice,
Form: Narrative
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvii Highlight of February 12th, 2023
Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvii highlight of February 12th, 2023

Above title attests 
how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.

Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...

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Categories: expletive, 12th grade, abuse, adventure, anger, anxiety, bereavement,
Form: Rhyme
Gloriously Luxuriating In Eternal Sleep
Gloriously luxuriating in eternal sleep

Forlorn; bereft of golden
(slippered) opportunities I weep;
Three score and four years
replete with mailer daemons,
hence mindset adrip
with self denouncing expletive filled bleep
unwritten expressed recriminations
wielded upon figurative head of wimpy blip;
decades elapsed at...

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Categories: expletive, age, angel, anger, angst, anxiety, autumn, death,
Form: Rhyme
Watching Upcoming Toilet Bowl Lvi Highlight of February 13th, 2022
Watching upcoming toilet bowl lvi highlight of February 13th, 2022

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
insync as a veritable clogged drain oh:
flush with adventure overflowing excrement
er... rather excitement.

Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
believe me not,...

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Categories: expletive, adventure, cool, devotion, farewell, happiness, heaven, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sad Seasonally Affective Disorder
SAD Seasonally Affective Disorder

Some are prone to depression in winter when days get shorter when
less light enters the brain through the eyes and thoughts become darker

I am also affected and when news gets explosive when...

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Categories: expletive, conflict,
Form: Light Verse
Look no further than the nose on your face
Look no further than the nose on your face...

for Mutualism among Homo sapiens
long thought to be a pipe dream
case in point sited by a couple of recent
purportedly natural events possibly
exacerbated courtesy global warming
namely present conflagrations
include...

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Categories: expletive, america, anger, anti bullying, celebration, environment, film,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Beauty In Disguise
My parents had both passed and I felt orphaned, alone --
Although I was married and lived hours away with a family of my own.
And today was a day I had dreaded for months
Silently traveling the...

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Categories: expletive, age, beauty, childhood, death, home, love, memory,
Form: Free verse
Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang

Ever since a young lad
irritable bowel syndrome
in my humble pinion wracked
lower abdominal area 
gurgled and ballooned gastrointestinal tract
(similar to following Colonoscopy preparation
slated for January 24th, 2024
at Phoenixville Hospital)
posterior...

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Categories: expletive, 9th grade, angst, anxiety, birth, crush, drink,
Form: Rhyme
Hearthstone Of Thy Fathers Love
Hearthstone Of Thy Fathers Love
Fatherhood exuberant and renowned is how you boys made me feel.
Exquisite was the taste of my tears as I felt the sensation of joy in both of your first cry’s!
The days,...

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Categories: expletive, care,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member X-Ray Oscar
(Pentagon E-ring office—executive officer knocks & enters—General motions him in)

XO,
Explain
examinees...

                         ...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: expletive, military, poetry,
Form: Alliteration
Watching Toilet Bowl Lv Highlight of Snowy February 7th 2021
Watching toilet bowl lv highlight of snowy February 7th, 2021

Above title attests how mine mundane mein kampf
flush with adventure overflowing excitement.

Apt aforementioned accurate personal description
culmination of decades worth hesitation and trepidation.

Ever since garden variety generic...

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Categories: expletive, 6th grade, 7th grade, anger, angst, crush,
Form: Rhyme
Yours truly me just got acclimated to writing 2024
Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024...
whenever I needed to append the date to a document

Though the situation infrequently arose
for me to incorporate the year (2024 in this case)
or listen to a well...

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Categories: expletive, adventure, age, allusion, america, angel, appreciation, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Alexa down!
Alexa down!

She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and lead technology side
of project almost from its inception.

Amazon Alexa Echo
a marvel of voice activation technology,
(reportedly voiced by Nina Rolle,
a voice actress...

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Categories: expletive, addiction, appreciation, best friend, fate, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues
tweaked to pass inspection broadcast on the double
(alternately titled snafu: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive)
finds me bleary eyed stupefied
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words...

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Categories: expletive, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Marital Covenant Chaste Away Errant Infidelity
Yours truly shirked fidelity regarding faithful vows
bequeathed courtesy angel of mercy,
who pledged her troth
July twenty fifth nineteen ninety six
five months (not quite to the day) before

"star student" birthed
on December twenty second,
(now gainfully employed
at Certified B-Corporation
San Francisco,...

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Categories: expletive, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, absence,
Form: Rhyme
Vagaries of An Unknown Methacton High School
Nineteen Seventy-Seven Alumni

Some conspiratorial and malevolent force
     must be fast at work
     cranking chronology dial
an extraterrestrial force

     donning, housing, loosing,
   ...

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Categories: expletive, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angst,
Form: Dramatic Verse
By the Color of My Sin
Hearts only grow harder
and flesh is never thin,
Some are much explicit
while others hold it in,
Dare i let it lay
on the surface of my skin,
Lest i be judged
by the color of my sin.

A man of tobacco's...

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Categories: expletive, discrimination, how i feel, judgement, philosophy, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Hyundai Sonata Malfunctioning Brake Caliper Blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
vehicular repairs (prohibitive) 
finds me bleary eyed stupefied 
and countenance grizzled with prickly stubble 
collapsed amidst virtual rubble).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench mine...

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Categories: expletive, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, angel,
Form: Free verse
Hair Washing Heralded Huge Happening
Earlier today April 4th, 2022,
which supersedes bald faced headlines 
pointing finger and 
Putin blame for Bucha killings
squarely on head & shoulders
of Russian autocrat, née
yours truly lathered 
his hirsute higglety-pigglety 
thinning oily tresses. 

Hark….the herald angels...

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Categories: expletive, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, april, dad,
Form: Free verse
January 24th, 2023 Hair Washing Heralds Huge Happening
January 24th, 2023 Hair washing heralds huge happening

Hark….the herald angels sing, and twitter 
for mass communication 
mediums stop the presses 
when I, a regular schlemiel 
take shampoo to mine matted mass mop 
(no less than...

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Categories: expletive, adventure, anxiety, devotion, fun, hair, happiness, humorous,
Form: Free verse

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