"Alzheimer's May Not Actually Be a Brain Disease, ..."*
the brain
or not the brain
Alzheimer's
remains the same
*Health 19 August 2024
By Donald Weaver, The Conversation
The so-called experts have been saying lately
There's a slow down in global warming
It's true, it hasn't been very tropical lately
Global warming is under performing
Do you think it's possible it just could be
A normal fluctuation in the world's temps
But who am I to offer this assessment
Why they're fluctuating to this extent
Could it possibly be the experts have it wrong
Oh forgive me for suggesting such a thing
After years and years in “forecasting” school
With diplomas under their wing
Weather forecasting is a lot of guesswork
Next to impossible to predict the future
There's so many variables to affect the outcome
Even with all those fancy computers
I promise I can
I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
I can help you grow as a person, and a boss
I can make so carefree, you’ll never give a toss
I can make you happy, and live a contented life
I can help (you know what) to satisfy your wife
I can explain the power of attraction, and use the universe
I can help you live forever, you’ll never need a hearse
I can help you slim, you’ll be skinny as a rake
I can help your lips look bigger, but you’ll never look fake
I can give a business plan, where your company will explode
I can take you to the next level, help you cross that road
I can build your website, with a lovely landing page
I can rip you off, by promising your will never age
today the experts
sole objective to create
a need for their need
© Harry J Horsman 2018
I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.
Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new fodder?
Hard to fathom the logic of
the following
How in sporting terminology
even the great Tiger Woods
in his pomp and prime employed
the service of a swing coach
with not a single major title to
his name
And Jose football's special one manager never even played professionally himself
As neither is any so called expert
critic in any of the field of art be
that film , poetry , painting , sculpture
or photography
Because surely if in reality
they we're any good at all
in there field of expertise
they would be competing not
teaching or passing comment
So given that Tiger Woods has
20+ plus majors and is considered
to be the greatest golfer to ever play
the game
Then why on earth would he need
to employ the service or be willing
to listen to the opinion of a coach
without a single major title to his
name
Likewise why should or would any credible artist or come to that fact member of the general public value
the critical opinion of someone or anyone
With in essence no more clue than
you or i yet given a platform to
indoctrinate other's
M-edical
E-xperts
R-ightfully
L-et
I-nfectious
N-astiness
D-isappear
A-s
N-eatness
I-mmediately
E-liminates
V-irus'
E-erie
S-nowball
Topic: Birthday of Merlinda Nieves (May 28)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
What social distance, at sunrise?
Cheek by jowl,no surprise
No greedy cops yet on patrol
Throwing awry, infection control
Elsewhere the experts crunch the numbers
As the hungry nation slumbers
A hundred deaths amid too many feelings
Negative test results for three thousand shillings
What is true, what is false, we know not
Which book have we sought?
Wisdom, the beginning of all understanding, real
Makes conventional thinking surreal
Experts bah!
Lies and spin the Brexit crew, knew not, that they knew not what to do.
Experts Speculated and Simulated
Had heard that some experts speculated,
Must learn how things can be simulated;
Choir singing;
Better off being,
And parish again soon will be stimulated.
Jim Horn
For My Investment Experts
Things often may be hard to digest;
What we will do that is always best,
A rise,
Realize
Should always buy stock and invest.
Jim Horn
Brexit Sonnet No. 32
‘So Experts Say’
So experts say whichever deal we get,
We'll be worse off than if we didn’t leave.
So experts say where’s under greatest threat,
Is where we voted out and did not grieve.
So experts say that migrants we’ll not host,
And crops are left to rot in farmer’s field.
So experts say that notice that was post,
Can be reversed before a deal is sealed.
So experts say the airlines may not jet,
And Ryan tickets seem not to disagree.
So experts say that Irish line’s a threat,
If rules are not aligned and trade not free.
So experts say; and we should listen hard,
For we will pay for future Brexit marred.
©Keith Murphy
I listened to a so called expert as he stated the obvious on TV
Defending bankers and politicians and their reckless spending policy.
With a straight face he told us it was really all our own fault,
As we didn’t stop them being dishonest with our money in their vault!
We can’t expect banking or governments to do as they are paid,
For a moral compass, is something missing within their pay grade.
Well what can one say; I mean to expect such a fine thing,
With all the rewards and responsibility these positions bring.
Imagine honesty in financial business, a bit much to expect.
As the expert said,” It’s the citizens fault that the country is fecked”.
They are vain, quarrelsome men
Bloated, opinionated,
Untidy, men cosseted
By the academic life,
The literary life—smug,
Tell you what authors are in
Or out. They know best—of course.